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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 30, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The day runs a little like a
heist. Much depends on who
knows what at which point in
the timeline. You may need to
create a distraction to make a
plan go smoothly.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It’s
true that you often get more out
of helping people than you do
from being helped. Even so, you
could use the lift, and you’ll get
offers that would be a shame to
pass up.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Do
what makes you comfortable. If
you have a funny feeling about
it, then assume there’s a good
reason, even if you can’t artic-
ulate what that is. The same
goes for unexplainably excel-
lent feelings. Follow through.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). This is the pattern: You don’t
feel you’ve done enough. You’re
unsettled. You chew on the mat-
ter and cause yourself an absurd
degree of discomfort. Meanwhile,
they’re blown away with what
you gave. Stop ruminating!
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Action that serves an individual
doesn’t necessarily serve the
group. Sometimes it’s obvious,
but right now it’s best to take it
to the committee. Ask for both
a short and long-term perspec-
tive.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Awkwardness doesn’t have to
bring about feelings of distance
and alienation. In fact, it can be
the best source of bonding there
is, so long as you’re willing to lean
into it and call out the awkward
state of things.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It’s
only natural to want to earn the
good graces of those in charge.
Resist the urge to compliment
or make special offers. What’s
most effective is just to focus
on doing the task to the best of
your ability.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You don’t always feel at liberty to
bend a situation to your prefer-
ences, but in today’s case, you
would be remiss not to. More
than that, you will be helped
when you apply your excellent
taste to making this improve-
ment.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Feeling
another person’s pain will be
unnecessary since you can do
much better than that — re-
lieve it. You’ll be very happy to
lift a burden, offer an effective
remedy or fix a situation.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
group leader is the one whose
mood prevails. That’s you. You’ll
come onto the scene with a
higher vibe than many others
and slowly but surely the atmo-
sphere lifts to meet you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’d like to move forward in
a relationship but your current
idea of forward may be differ-
ent from what would actually
be glorious and ideal. Stay
open to different visions of the
future.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re on a creative and produc-
tive high and will make the most
of it by bouncing between three
different endeavors, spending
two or three hours on each be-
fore moving to the next.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (April
1). Your eyes are full of stars when
you look at those you admire.
What you don’t realize is how
much of their star-power comes
from your adoration. A very
satisfying reciprocity marks this
year and you’ll figure out what
kind of greatness to bring to the
table, finding the intersection of
what you enjoy and what people
will pay you well for. Taurus and
Gemini adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 1, 33, 38, 4 and 17.