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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 23, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Just
as the light of the sun encour-
ages the flowers to open up,
people take your warmth as an
invitation to share their stories,
experiences and all the beauty
inside to you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Your instincts, like knives, will be
sharpened by scraping the hard,
flinty surface of an interesting,
immobile-seeming problem.
This is the kind of invaluable
training that can’t be bought.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
don’t have a problem with biting
off more than you can chew
because you have the equiva-
lent of utensils at your disposal.
You have the tools to take a big
chunk, and then cut it down the
perfect manageable size.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There are those you know who
seem averse to work and yet still
come out ahead. You don’t mind
working but observe the “lazy
strategists” anyway to be sure
you’re putting effort in where it’s
necessary and will matter.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Often
the line between adversary and
ally is surprisingly fine. Conflict
doesn’t an enemy make. Your
team is stronger when you
include people whose ideas
conflict with yours. Diversify for
might.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’ve a creative way of explain-
ing things, and people love to
listen to the way you share what
you know. Who else needs to
know this? Your gift of teaching
will augment your fortunes.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Don’t
worry about pleasing others.
They may think they know what
they want. Yet, it’s something
else entirely that will make them
happy. You’re better off pleasing
yourself and letting them catch
up later.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Make your presentation smooth
and glossy. Getting the extra
shine will take about the same
amount of time as it took to
build the thing to the level of
“pretty good,” but it will be
worth it to attain that wow
factor.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’re an excellent judge of
character, so follow your sense
about people to determine who
will inspire you to stay on-task
and in the optimal mood.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Some would say you are kind
when you don’t have to be, but
they don’t know your moral
code commands kindness
always. Of course, kindness
comes in many forms, some
unlikely.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Sometimes, the rocky road
leads to a beautiful vantage,
and sometimes it’s a hard road
to nowhere. This is something
to figure out before you em-
bark. Consult the maps and the
seasoned hikers.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Things can get better on their
own, but perhaps not in the
time frame you’d like them to.
Besides, it’s more fun when you
know you’ve had a hand in the
improvement.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 25). You’re inventive
and will solve a problem that
vexes many. In this regard,
you’ll carve out a niche for
yourself and get a golden
ticket to a new realm. It’s not a
one-shot opportunity though,
so don’t be too quick to make
a deal or be exclusive. Family
successes make you proud, too.
You’ll have plenty to celebrate
together! Libra and Leo adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 5,
40, 1, 11 and 42.