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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 20, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 22, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There’s no definitively correct
way to run your life, but it does
go better when you follow your
own code. If you can’t seem to
stick to a rule, change it to one
you’ll be more likely to keep.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
It takes courage to be one-
self, especially where a strong
authority figure is present. Even
a benevolent leader creates an
atmosphere of compliance. Give
yourself props for each time you
are daringly yourself.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Your
life holds many reward systems,
most of which have been un-
consciously set up. Now that you
know what outcome you’d like to
see, you can consciously set up a
reward system aligned with that
outcome.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
People won’t mention prob-
lems if no one asks. You have a
spidey sense about such things
and should definitely follow it.
You’ll save yourself from the
trouble that would come if small,
easily handleable problems went
ignored.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
reason justice departments have
anonymous tip lines is that the
truth often comes from anony-
mous sources. You can effectively
apply this principle to solving a
mystery.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’ll
come to an impasse — as good
an excuse as any to return to
the fundamentals. Some of the
foundations laid long ago have
settled badly. This can be fixed!
Foundation jacking isn’t just for
old houses.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A key
part of relationships is watch-
ing out for one another. You’ll
definitely show up to the task,
though you might do so quietly
and from a supportive distance,
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
ready to assert yourself only as
needed.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Just because you can make
something work doesn’t mean
you should. What if you knew
that what you really wanted was
guaranteed to come with only a
few more changes, a little more
work and a willingness to hold
out? Well, it is.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Perhaps it isn’t possible to
get to the bottom of a mystery.
However, you could definitely
learn enough to advance to a
more secure place where the
wilder speculations have been
resolved.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ve a strong appetite now, not
for food but for other things that
make life delicious. Approach as
you would a buffet, taking taste-
sized samples so as not to make
yourself uncomfortably full.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You could piece together your
own education on the matter for
free, but you’ve done so much
of this. Give yourself a break and
save yourself time. Pay for quality
training.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Be-
cause you listen to people, they
tell you things they wouldn’t
mention to other people. Today,
your best responses will be
nonverbal and have to do with
holding a soft, receptive space.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
22). You’ll exchange what’s more
valuable than money and be
richly rewarded beyond what can
be bought for dollars, though
money will also frequently be a
part of the bounty. A new group
of bright minds figures into your
plans. You’ll experience exciting
environments as you flesh out
interesting causes. Cancer and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 3, 13, 1, 9 and 40.