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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 16, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Not
only will you see what others
overlook but you’ll also turn
these details and aspects around
in your mind until you start to
see how they might fit together
in a more useful, interesting or
lucrative way.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Remember how noisy places
allowed for a raucous time
without the pressure of conversa-
tion? With your longing for such
environments peaking, you’ll still
seize the opportunity to work on
developing communication skills.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
use your time well and your ener-
gy efficiently. As others observe
how you focus yourself, they will
decide straight away that you are
not someone to trifle with. They’ll
approach in a way that won’t
waste your time.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
If all the options that used to be
readily available were on offer
now, you wouldn’t see the golden
opportunity of this day: to seize
what is within your control. Don’t
wait for the change. The change
is you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). By
using your time, energy and vital-
ity very well, you let others know
that you’re in control of your life.
They will not try to derail you or
distract you, because they see
the futility in that.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
A new relationship will have you
seeing an old relationship differ-
ently. Certain history will take on
altered significance, meaning and
scale as though you’re looking
at it through someone else’s
prescription glasses.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Emotional and physical bruises
work in the same way: They’re
tender until healed. You avoid
touching them until one day,
you realize that there are no
painful sensations associated
with the area. Today brings such
a realization.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Your
heart is open for business, and
you’re in for lively exchanges
until closing time brings the
welcome lull. In solitude, you
can rest, process and ready your
heart for another round.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). There
is a thing you want because
you’d like to see their faces when
you get it. But if no one else
could know, would you still want
it? That’s the litmus test that will
reveal your true heart’s desire.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
need humor. It’s not an option;
it’s a requirement. Laughter re-
leases the tension, elevates your
point of view, lifts your mood
and aligns you with the people
who get you on a soul level.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The excitement comes with a
realization that you don’t have
to stay stuck — you can let go of
something and, suddenly, there’s
wiggle room. Let go of some-
thing else and you can practically
walk right out of that jam.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Most
of the opportunities blend into
the background with the stylish
camouflage of people wearing
suits made out of the wallpaper
they are standing in front of. If
you scan the scene, you’ll miss it.
You have to really look.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
18). There’s the option of sticking
with what’s expected of you, but
you get better results when you
forget about the “mature” move
and fall into carefree moments,
finding and making fun, letting
go. You’ll take something you’re
good at and raise it to such an
exceptional level that an elite
world will open to you. Taurus
and Gemini adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 11, 5, 20, 14 and 28.