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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 16, 2021
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 17, 2021
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There’s no ideal condition for
bringing out the best in a human.
What works for one person is
useless for another. Whatever
condition makes you want to be
where you are — that’s the right
one for you today.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It
doesn’t matter that some come
by certain proficiencies easier
than others. For the current task,
what’s required is a willingness
to break down the learning to
the right-sized chunk and then
practice until you know it well.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Whatever you do, get warmed
up for it. When you’re warm,
you’re supported internally. You
can trust yourself. Just as cold
muscles are prone to injury,
cold states of being are prone to
mistakes.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Fight your two biggest enemies:
fear and distraction. You might
also consider that distraction is
fear in disguise. It’s an excuse
that fear uses to keep you from
dedicating yourself to what you
really want.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’re
that risk-taker who is beloved
because you’re not afraid to be
yourself. If they laugh, even bet-
ter. You welcome levity whether
you come by it accidentally or on
purpose. All will be raised by you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). When the environment is
habit-forming, the person doesn’t
have to be. Take pressure off
yourself by being in the location
that will do the heavy lifting for
you because it’s structured and
organized around a particular
task.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). May-
be you’re not sure what you have
to say, but you can be sure that
you have something to say. Think
and write about it. Talk it over.
Others will benefit from hearing
your unique take.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It makes
you feel cool when you give
recommendations that others
turn out to love or spread aware-
ness about a piece of culture
that opens minds and brightens
worlds. Guess what? You ARE
cool. Share your good taste today.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
never know how loved ones are
going to respond to your work.
They might be jealous that the
work got your attention and not
them. Or they might be over the
moon. Go forward, seeking nei-
ther permission nor blessing.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Even
the hard-boiled pragmatist you
know will soften and bend to
your whimsical charms because,
bottom line, you’re fun. Life is
more interesting when you’re giv-
ing that carefree part of yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). As
humans, we have a limited un-
derstanding of our own motives.
What you do know is that, at the
very least, you’re trying to create
unity, not discord. With this as
your lodestar and the willingness
to check yourself, move forward.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Solid organization helps you deal
with the unexpected. And more
importantly, it allows you to be
confident and relaxed whether
things are going to plan or not.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(March 17). You may not believe
you have mystical power, but that
won’t stop unexplained and won-
drous events from happening
to you. A secret wish will be an-
swered. You’ll find a sort of trea-
sure when you follow through
on an uncanny feeling for where
to “dig.” And you’ll be credited
for making all the difference for
someone. Libra and Taurus adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 30,
22, 14, 4 and 17.
SIX CHIX
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