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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 13, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 15, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Ev-
eryone has a difficult job to do.
Mistakes are likely to occur that
will require your understanding.
You’ll be appreciated (celebrated
even) for your ability to go with
the flow.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). To-
day will point out the difference
between investing, sacrificing
and wasting. If you don’t hope
to get a return, and you’re not
taking a loss for the betterment
of someone or something else,
then it’s probably a waste.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
The need for glamour is legit-
imate. Other legitimate needs
include, but are not limited to:
fun, novelty, thrills, delicious an-
ticipation, adventure flirtation,
silliness, frivolity, levity, ridicu-
lousness and hilarity.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Sure, you’d like to be travel-
ing, taking in big events or
elaborately designed cities,
exhibits and culture. But in the
meantime, there are wonders
available to you right now. Look
up. The sky is a masterpiece.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). So much
of your success will be a function
of shifting the focus from your-
self to others. When in doubt,
you throw the conversational
ball back, or you simply allow for
silence, which in and of itself can
be a lovely gift.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
are the authority of you. You’re
not looking for anyone else to
lay down the plan or manage
you in any way. However, you
will gladly take guidance from
those whose methods have
worked. A mentorship is in your
future.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Do you get the feeling you’d
better prepare for an upcoming
conversation? Do you sense
something crucial is at stake?
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
You’re right. There’s something
wondrous in it for you, and you’ll
be glad you were prepared.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Love that is new needs to grow
roots before it will sprout. Don’t
expect to see anything on the
surface when you’re clearly still
in the “water it and hope for the
best” stage.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Powerful humility is the
oxymoron of champions. You
show up and people feel your
presence though you don’t de-
clare it. You’re more likely to take
a helping role, even the bottom
rung, and lead from below.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Life is too unpredictable
to waste time waiting for the
ideal moment. Just go. You’ll
find out some of the trouble you
anticipated isn’t even a thing.
Problems get small once you
grow.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). As
far as you’re concerned, useless
things aren’t pretty. What’s beau-
tiful is functional, and what’s
functional is beautiful. These are
the guiding principles by which
you’ll improve your environs.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
What you begin today won’t be
finished tomorrow, but start it
anyway. Once it’s underway, it
will have a force of its own and
momentum will be on your side.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
15). Being inside yourself,
your qualities are impossible
to fully appreciate. But if you
could dance with your own
personhood, you’d find yourself
witty, wise, graceful and strong
— characteristics that are only
getting better this solar journey.
Someone new contributes to
your sharper vision and more
ambitious plan. Aries and Gemi-
ni adore you. Your lucky num-
bers are: 2, 29, 4, 44 and 16.