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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 11, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MARCH 13, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
are rewarded for fulfilling the
expectations of others, whereas
serving yourself comes with
very little fanfare. This is why you
sometimes put yourself last, but
should instead incentivize for
prioritizing yourself.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Encouraging someone to
change is an act of hope that
will be spurred on by a positive
response. Your chances of the
change really happening are
especially good when the “some-
one” happens to be you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Something you just found out
about will keep showing up
in multiple places. It’s as if the
universe is saying, “Hey, this is for
you.” Even so, ask to try before
you buy or go in for a sample size.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The day’s plot hinges on
discerning truth. Lies of omis-
sion are harder to detect than
those told out loud because they
do not come with any tell-tale
variances that give their recipient
a fighting chance at detecting
them.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It
takes a big person to recognize
that you don’t always have a
good reason for not wanting to
do something. A willingness to
challenge yourself, fight laziness
and generally motivate yourself
will pay off big-time today.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
While most people don’t like
being bossed around, they do
appreciate a person with a vision
who is willing to take charge and
execute it. You’ll be that lead-
er-type today.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). In your
quest for truth and justice, stay
aware of the silence. The quiet
packs the most honesty per sec-
ond than any words you’ll hear.
Pay special notice of when and
where it’s placed and how long
it lasts.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re friendly to everyone and
you don’t need a reason to be.
There’s love in you and you want
to give it — that’s reason enough.
Tonight you get the feeling that
your luck could spring from any-
where, and you’re right!
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Close
relationships become competi-
tive for stakes that are obscure to
all. Vicinity and familiarity can be
a threat to control and autonomy.
Suffice it to say, everyone needs
dominion over their space.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Your intuition is spot-on this
weekend, so all you have to do
is follow it. That’s harder than
it sounds though, with social
influencers around you trying to
impose their own agenda.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
When you think you might be
missing something, you double
back, pat yourself up and down,
and ask questions out loud. Do
that today even when you’re sure
you’ve got it all together. There’s
luck in the double-check.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). It’s
one or the other: Take a leap of
faith on a reality you can’t see,
or accept the fact of the current
one. It sounds dramatic, but the
choice comes in details so small
they are commonly overlooked.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
13). You are constantly promot-
ing the happiness and success of
others this year, an endeavor that
splashes back on you in waves
of abundance. You’ll learn a
territory inside and out, becom-
ing confident, quick and sure.
The hesitation of others will be
an opportunity for you and you’ll
make money acting fast, and
then repeat the success. Leo and
Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 8, 4, 44, 10 and 17.