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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MARcH 9, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Ever
since the Big Bang, this plane
of existence has been made up
of contrasts, curves and cycles.
You wouldn’t want it all one way.
Embrace how it is now. It’s about
to change.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll fill this day with as much
affection, warmth and laughter
as you can muster, in full-knowl-
edge that people are attractive
people. You’re in the mood to be
improvisational and turn things
into a game whenever possible.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It
really doesn’t matter how good a
person is at formulating answers
if all of the questions are point-
less. This is why you examine
your questions with the aim of
up-leveling before you ask them.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Your water-sign instincts lend
an innate understanding of the
significance of paddling in the
same direction as the others in
the boat. Today’s rowers will be
all over the place until you take
charge.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You have
an extremely generous attitude
with your friends and only need
to point that inward to get fan-
tastic results today. What is it that
would make you smile? Get it, do
it, be it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
will travel through the magic of
media and dreams. Your own
fantasies provide the sweet-
est escapes but much more is
possible. Learning to guide your
imagination is a skill that will
bring good fortune to hand.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
be working your mind like it’s
your job — because it is. While
feeding your brain the facts and
figures that will be necessary,
also throw in the unnecessary
stuff that makes it all go down a
little sweeter.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Though you’re not a spy or a
member of a secret society, and
you’re not doing much today
that you shouldn’t be doing, you
still want privacy and appreciate
most those who respect yours
the best.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You have that caring vibe now,
which is why someone in need of
comfort, protection and nur-
turing will be drawn to you. You
don’t have to know the right way
to help — willingness is enough.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Managing relationships is the
most important business of the
day. Is it on the task list? It be-
longs there, as caring for relation-
ships takes time and specificity
beyond what many other “to-do”
items require.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Communicating well will require
careful articulation, patience and
a level of attention emotional
attunement that is, quite frankly,
work. Nonetheless, everything
good comes through good com-
munication.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Love will feel like a kind of
completion. Matters of the heart
have great potential to resolve
well, allowing you to trust and
give more freely and with greater
integration of different parts of
yourself.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
11). Perhaps improving sleep,
fitness and nutrition is not in-
cluded on your list of ambitious
and glamourous goals. And yet,
self-discipline in this regard will
be cosmically the birthday gift
you’ll most cherish, as all you
desire will be served on the shiny
platter of good habits. An excel-
lent rating gets you promoted in
June. Aries and Aquarius adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 8,
10, 33, 36 and 41.