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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 6, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 8, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Un-
certainties and risks are inevitable
parts of life. You’re not one to
tempt fate, nor would you run
and hide instead of seizing the
chance at an experience of the
sort of wholesome pleasures that
make your heart so vibrantly alive.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Memory is subjective and
unreliable. Even people raised in
the same house can have vastly
different memories of what hap-
pened within those walls. Today
will bring up the need to account
for variances of recollection.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Support can come in many forms.
Today, the kind that’s called for is
hands-off. You believe in some-
one and show it by stepping back
to allow them to handle things in
their own way.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Many of the challenges you deal
with are the same ones we all
deal with. Then there’s the one
that’s so unique to you that you
sometimes feel you’re the only
one with it. That’s not necessarily
true, as you’ll discover today.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Your
mind keeps returning to a certain
event, not because there is
something to untangle there, but
because you’re now habituated to
the thought process. A deliberate
pattern-interrupt is the beginning
of the fix.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
The day brings a storm of possi-
bilities and potentials. You’ll know
when an idea is good enough to
act on because a waiting list will
quickly assemble behind it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
It doesn’t take a fancy vocabulary
or deft phrasing to communicate
skillfully. You’ve the tools to say
what’s on your mind in a dozen
different ways, but you choose to
act it out instead — brilliant! You’ll
earn trust.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You tune in to other people’s
preferences because you find the
differences in people fascinating.
This natural proclivity also just
happens to be an excellent strate-
gy for increasing your influence.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll
find it hard to get in the swing.
Maybe because you feel torn
between said swing and the slide,
teeter-totter or merry-go-round.
Well, you know that it has to be
the swing. The sooner you get
into it, the higher you’ll go.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Being accountable to certain
authorities, your life got easier
and better when you learned
to see things the way they did.
Today you’ll gain insights as you
alternate lenses between theirs
and your own.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Every-
one has their personal mythology
and many are reluctant to revise,
even when it is not particularly
flattering, useful or empowering.
Flexible and forward-thinking,
you see the benefit of story
adaptations.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
8). You’re freer and more emo-
tionally independent than ever.
People feel comfortable around
you because they sense that
you’re not basing your plan or
mood on anything they do. You’ll
get followers and fans, clients and
customers. You’ll know the right
investment when you see it and
get handsome dividends in July.
Virgo and Scorpio adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 9, 14, 3, 39
and 16.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). In a
typical day, dozens of problems
and hundreds of ideas vie for
your attention. This doesn’t
always stress you because you’re
choosey with your focus. Be even
NON SEQUITUR
choosier. Today’s peace relies on
it.