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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MARcH 4, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
cannot make a point with some-
one who won’t, can’t or just isn’t
listening. The growth of your
influence depends on picking
the right audience, something
you have a talent for now.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
They want you to believe, but
why? Who benefits from your
adherence to the belief system?
And if all were to comply, would
the outcome be something you
could get behind?
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
let people express themselves
fully and make efforts to quiet
your mind as you listen so that
you will not be too quick to
overlay your own experiences
onto other people’s stories.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The moon seems silent, though
scientists have suggested it rings
like a bell. You definitely know
the feeling, as you can be pretty
close-lipped about the plans of
your soul, though certain people
hear the ringing anyway.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). While
you enjoy fantasy, glamour, high
art and things of great aesthetic
value, you appreciate best the
intense beauty of unassuming
and personally meaningful
things that fall right into your
unreaching hands.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’ve known the sting of long-
ing for what you can’t have. At
one point in your life, you even
found it romantic. Those days
are gone. You currently seek only
what’s seeking you, and will be
satisfied by today’s union.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
in for a sudden wave of feeling.
Though it’s not induced by a
person, but rather it’s a new-to-
you idea or creation that seems
every bit as alive as the breath-
ing things in this world.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Don’t let the mythologies
around love color your own
ideas too literally. For example,
“love at first sight” is only one
version. It is every bit as exciting
to build a friendship into some-
thing more electrifying.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You are devoted to the
team and the prize that the
team is going for. This you will
chase with more fervor than you
would any solo goal. What gives
the trophy its power is that it’s
shared.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Whether a behavior is
useful or not will be a matter
of debate. The debate itself is a
pretty strong clue. When things
are working for everyone, the
subject of usefulness won’t even
come up.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Insight into who you are and
why you make certain choices is
no small gain. It’s knowledge not
usually acquired in school or im-
parted by experts. Insights into
self are the gold of true seekers.
You’re to be commended.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Your actions are an expression
of how you think about yourself.
You get that in a big way, and
you’ll double-down on those
actions that feel utterly fantastic
to you these days.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
6). The world will get an em-
boldened version of you. You’ve
seen how repetitive behaviors
can limit a person’s experience,
and you won’t let it happen to
you. Your story bursts open wide
as you break patterns and take
the plot to thrilling places. A
summer change-up will spark
new relationships. Invest in July.
Sagittarius and Aquarius adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 9,
40, 2, 27 and 14.