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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, FEbRuARy 27, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 1, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Most
of the games do not follow a
zero-sum model. Today’s situation
will definitely have far more
nuance, with hidden gems, trick
doors, group wins, ladders dis-
guised as chutes and chutes that
pass for ladders.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Those who play it too safe wind
up in familiar company and
the circumstances they know
best... which would be satisfying
enough if not for the nagging
feeling that what you’re supposed
to learn is somewhere out there.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Gui-
tar strings cause blisters; skiing
will cost a few tumbles. Getting
good at a thing often requires dis-
comfort, and in the case of love,
pain is mandatory and a given.
Without a low, there is no high.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It is
challenging to change modalities
when you really enjoy and favor
the role you’re playing. But no
one gets to be the same person
in every scenario. Today, you’re
flexible and you will match your
attitude as various roles demand.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Those
who need a lot of control can
become frustrated with anything
that threatens their sense of
being in charge. You’ll deal espe-
cially well with these types today,
phrasing your ideas just right and
earning trust.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’re
brave, but it’s not always courage
that causes you to move in a
nonconforming direction. In fact,
most times it’s been a curiosity
that wouldn’t quit until it was
satisfied. And that phenomenon
continues now.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It could
go a lot of ways, but right now
you’ll do your best work when the
stakes are low, not high. A relaxed
feeling, your lack of defenses and
a playful vibe all contribute to this
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
brilliance.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When things change and you
don’t know why, it is only natural
to want to find out. However,
right now this will be best accom-
plished with deft observation
instead of a direct line of ques-
tioning.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Maybe you didn’t consciously set
out to test yourself, and yet here
comes the pop quiz, handed to
you from life. Don’t worry, you’ve
been paying attention. You’ll do
well, maybe miss a few... room to
grow.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll benefit from being ever
aware of who you’re trying to
benefit, serve or influence. With
the end user in mind, you’ll
deliver a much different result
than you would if you only had to
please yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’ll love the speculation that
goes along with the events of
the day, which serve to bring up
a good point: Everything in life
is a good news/bad news story,
depending on where the thing
ends.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
don’t always get to choose your
teammates, but when you do
have a choice, you’ll avoid people
who require you to work hard-
er than you should, especially
emotionally.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
1). You embody the spirit of play!
Playmates challenge you to new
creative heights. As the energy
gets lighter, the ideas flow stron-
ger. Love becomes leisure; leisure
becomes work; work becomes a
joy. Many improvements come
from subtracting instead of
adding. Just let your emotional
intelligence lead the way. Gemini
and Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 4, 30, 9, 5 and 17.