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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, FEbRuARy 13, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Take
whatever effort you planned to
put in and times it by 10. That’s
about what you deliver on the
regular, because when it comes to
the things you care about, going
overboard seems like the most
natural thing to do in the world.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). At
the lower levels, there are pen-
alties for going against the rules.
It’s confusing to you, though,
because it does seem that at the
higher levels, the rules change
entirely, if there are any at all.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). What
to do with one another is not a
logistical problem but a relational
one. However, the right timing
and atmosphere will be condu-
cive to an easy feeling and good
communication, both of which
will contribute greatly to success.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Com-
mitments aren’t made out of lazi-
ness, but bad habits are. Pleasure
and inaction are easily repeated
until the pattern becomes a rut.
You’ll decide to repeat the more
difficult thing, and it’s a commit-
ment that will stick.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
amount of time and energy that
go into asserting your control
over an uncertain area of life is sil-
ly. There’s no guarantee that if you
succeed, you’ll be secure. You can
add hours to your life by simply
accepting the uncertainty.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
problem can be solved quite
simply, by cutting out that which
is unnecessary. The simplicity and
lightness of working without all
the bells and whistles is not only
effective; it’s so pleasurable it may
become the new standard.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
pursuit of knowledge is bene-
ficial in that you’ll learn a ton of
information, but it can also be an
avoidance tactic because it’s less
scary to read than it is to actually
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
get in there and experience the
thing.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’re focused on seeing a trans-
action start well and end well.
This means prep work, showing
up early, staying late, a wrap-up,
and a reflection to understand
what worked and what didn’t and
plan the next approach.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You do the correct thing, do the
fun thing, add the extra charm,
put your spin on it... because
you never do know when you’re
doing something that the other
person will remember far into the
future.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Talk to friends about what you’re
afraid of. When you share your
fear with someone who gets it,
you go a long way toward reliev-
ing the sort of pressure that tends
to blow fears out of proportion.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You take responsibility for what
happens to you, not because
it’s all directly in your control —
much of it isn’t — but because
it helps you to see where your
points of leverage and control are
so you can seize them when you
can.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your
mind will churn out rationaliza-
tions to keep you impeccable, but
you recognize that it’s a trick. No
one is impeccable, and it’s human
nature to avoid the vulnerability
that comes from being wrong.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Feb. 15).
You’ll do astounding amounts of
good because you stop chasing
good’s enemy: “perfect.” This sin-
gle change will be responsible for
increasing your income by thou-
sands and doubling up on your
productivity levels, too. A simple
mutual goal begins an exciting
relationship journey. Virgo and Ar-
ies adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 12, 5, 18, 33 and 9.