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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JANuARy 7, 2021
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JANUARY 9, 2021
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19). As
much as you want a situation,
territory or person to be yours,
some things can’t be owned.
Nevertheless, it won’t hurt to put
your stamp on it and see what
happens. Perhaps, the unknow-
able thing can be borrowed for
a while.
feel useful. What they do for you
gives something back to them.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). If
you’re in need of support, then
ask for it. You don’t like to be in
the down position, but maybe
you are thinking of it in a limited
way. “Help me” is an opportunity
for someone. Are you willing to
give someone an opportunity?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Rainbow illusions will drive
the day. It’s not that the pot of
gold doesn’t exist; it’s that the
end of the rainbow, being illuso-
ry, is an unquantifiable number.
Set your goals on more tangible
figures.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). One
way to show someone you like
them is to tease them. Teasing re-
quires knowledge of a person. It
requires that you know someone
enough to know what’s going to
snag and engage their attention.
You’ll play it like a master.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You love. You don’t agree. That’s
OK. Love doesn’t come with
the implicit agreement-only
package. It does come with a
tolerance package that suggests
you’ll work things out in time.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Who
is curious enough? That is the
burning question of the day be-
cause so much will go unexam-
ined. Stuff that ruins the world
for humans goes unexamined
every minute. Who is curious
enough to solve it?
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You like
drama and can spot it from a
mile away. The question is if you
should become a part of it or just
be a spectator? Should you make
it your own? Only you know the
answer.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). May-
be it boils down to work ethic.
You see something amazing and
beautiful and now you must de-
cide if it is good enough for you
to throw down your energy and
effort to make it a part of your
own personal scenery.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
proud of how little you want
from others, but consider that
sometimes asking for help is
actually a gift. People need to
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
always have a choice about on
whom to spend your attention.
To give to the one that demands
it is, in all its urgency, still a
choice. Think twice and then love
your decision.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You get to be the person you
want to be because you A)
thought it out, and then B) tried
it on in your own private way
and later C) projected it onto the
world. Keep it up. You’re on to
something.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re not someone who lets
everything blend into the
scenery of life. You’re focused on
what matters. When you see that
something’s wrong, call it out
and make sure that others see
it, too.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
9). You create loveliness in your
personal environment, not be-
cause you’re an artistic elitist but
because you have taste and style
that naturally shines through
you. Keep working on the things
that look good to you, as your
senses are supernaturally at-
tuned to make wonders happen
for yourself and others. Gemini
and Aries adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 3, 33, 22, 14 and 18.