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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, dEcEmbER 15, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2020
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
mentor/apprentice relationship
is a special bond in which both
parties profit. Today, you’ll likely
be the teacher, and yet, you will
feel as though you are the one
being enriched.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
A few days from the solstice,
there’s good fortune in the prep
work you do to ready your-
self for the change of season.
Update your contacts, addresses
and calendar for an ultra-orga-
nized approach to the new year.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
What is it going to take to get
to a smiling, laughing place?
You really want to go there, and
that’s a start. Notice who brings
about your lighter side. You
could use a few more of these
people in your world.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
situation itself is neutral and can
be interpreted in multiple ways,
none of which would be com-
pletely right or totally wrong,
so you may as well choose an
interpretation that makes you
feel empowered and perhaps a
bit lighter.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
challenge your own bias while
many people around you refuse
to recognize it. You’ll ask excel-
lent questions, too, and become
enlightened as stereotypes
collapse under even the briefest
interrogation.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
put more effort into coming off
as effortless than anyone you
know, and this is your success
secret. “Spectacular achieve-
ment is always preceded by
unspectacular preparation.” —
Robert H. Schuller
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A
chore by any other name could
be an artistic experience, a grind,
a story for the ages, a workout,
the superior accomplishment
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
that gives you bragging rights.
It’s all in how you frame it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The
one who admits being jealous
is also admitting feelings of
inferiority. This takes a degree
of vulnerability, and you have a
tender heart for a person strug-
gling in this way now because
you’ve been there before.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Even though your intuition
is a powerful tool, feelings, a
bias toward familiarity and the
impulsivity of desire will also be
driving forces, and hard to sepa-
rate from psychic perception.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You have plenty of faith, and it
is easier to have it since you also
are willing to research, plan and
execute every step you can think
of to make something happen.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
An improved headspace has
nothing to do with thinking
harder about a thing; rather, it’s
a matter of relaxing your think-
ing, breathing more oxygen into
it and letting it open up to new
possibilities.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
With new people, you’ll be
dancing between how much to
reveal and what to hold back.
Your awareness of others helps
you feel your way through the
getting-to-know-you process.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(Dec. 17). Once you seize the
opportunity, your profession-
al landscape spreads out in
magazine-level loveliness.
People make the difference, and
you’ll be adding to your circle,
especially after March. Fateful
introductions come through
friends, though you have to
initiate by asking, “Who do you
know that I should know?” Gem-
ini and Pisces adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 8, 40, 15, 30
and 12.