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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, dEcEmbER 12, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2020
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). To
you, seeing someone you love
mess up or experience loss or
pain is far worse than experienc-
ing those things yourself. And
yet, when you think about it, you
wouldn’t trade the lessons you’ve
learned for anything.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Good-fortune move: Drum up
gratitude for the unchanging
pillars of your current day to day.
Like statues you can visit any
time, under varying weather and
light, they remain, faces fixed on
the same horizon.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It is
not selfish to focus on your own
satisfaction. It is also not easily
accomplished, as real satisfaction
is highly personal and takes intro-
spection and work to accomplish
— all well worth the effort.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). They
were doing the best they could
when they made those mistakes
that harshly affected you. Turn
a soft heart and a kind eye their
way, and then welcome the di-
vine fuel injection that will power
your next act of grace.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Feel-
ings of grandeur (which all are
sometimes prone to) can inspire
fantasy, provide momentary
escape and point the way to your
next move. Even so, they are best
indulged briefly, kept private and
then brought down to Earth.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
fear that, were you to give in to
an attraction, you’d be off track
with your agenda. These two
parts of you, the attracted and
the task master, needn’t be at
war. Brainstorm. There’s a way to
integrate them.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There
is a difference between retreat-
ing to hide out and retreating
to regroup. You are not afraid of
what’s going on, but you need
time to process it and come up
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
with a plan.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll deal with a complicated
situation. You haven’t struck the
answer yet, but you will. Keep
trying to put yourself in the shoes
of different people involved. This
one will unravel with patience
and empathy.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Surround yourself with the sacred
and the day takes on a hallowed
tone. It’s worth dipping into, but
don’t be surprised if you have
a low tolerance for the gravity.
When it’s time, let the pendulum
swing, guilt-free into stupidity.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Though you are a single individu-
al, you play a role in the trajectory
of human evolution. Advances
will occur, as they always have —
sporadically at first, with individu-
als at the forefront. Why not you?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Reaffirm that you are your own
authority. It will clarify and quiet
your inner conversation — no
more wondering whom to follow
— and will eliminate the outside
competition for your attention
and allegiance.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Sun-
shine and exercise, more water,
less worry: It’s easy to say, harder
to remember to do. Consider this
your reminder. You are important.
People need you to be the best
you can be.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec.
14). You’ll uplift those you love.
Ironically, it’s the thankless jobs
that produce the treasures of
your life. Acting from the core of
your character, you’re repaid in a
currency beyond worldly signif-
icance. You grow in power and
wisdom, but you’re not above
enjoying the many frivolous
delights that spice up your days.
Gemini and Capricorn adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 16, 39, 4,
31 and 12.