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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, dEcEmbER 1, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2020
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
People are weird and therefore
will behave in strange and often
unpredictable ways, many of
which aren’t worth giving a great
deal of thought to. Sometimes,
the most brilliant response you
can contribute is a shrug.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
There are those who would rath-
er not be rejected by you, and so
they don’t put themselves out
there, where you’re concerned.
You’re in the driver’s seat here if
you wish to bridge the gap with
warmth.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It’s
what you don’t say. Not only
that, it’s when you don’t say it.
Restraint is eloquence. It can also
be generosity. Throw in some
warmth and good intentions and
silence is elevated to “saintly.”
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You have gone the distance
through an entire cycle. The old
wounds are healing in the way
wounds do, with no conscious
help from you. Your job is not
to interfere; just step back and
allow.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Just
because you passed the same
road sign doesn’t mean you’re
regressing. There are round-
abouts on this path. Sometimes,
it takes a few circles before you
figure out where your correct
exit is.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
energy of this day will be a wild
ride — points of high excitement
and dips of lovely calm. If there’s
one thing that’s a waste of ener-
gy, it’s resisting the flow. Ride the
current.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Work
the crowd and shake out the op-
portunities therein. These days,
obviously, it’s most optimally
accomplished in a digital format.
It’s also a lucky time to try out
new social media.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Among the many wonderful
things about animals is that
they are seldom staring at their
cellphones. Instead, they are
present in the moment they
happen to inhabit. We can take
the lesson.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
steps you’ve taken to make your
home a comfortable and happy
place pay off daily. Also, it’s an
evolution. New things will please
you and are worth pursuing.
Those who spend time in your
home will want to come back.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). It
happens that to communicate as
fully as you can, you must choose
the right words, which can be,
in and of itself, a reductive act.
“Words cannot express” is more
accurate and yet less effective.
Just try.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your positive, enthusiastic atti-
tude brings the breath of fresh
air that was missing in a certain
group of people. Usually, you
don’t mind competition, but
right now you absolutely thrive
on it.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
don’t always love the ticker-tape
going off in your mind. If thinking
the best of people (or, as the case
may be, of yourself) doesn’t come
automatically, make a conscious
practice of it. One day, it will.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec.
3). You’re a natural-born leader
who doesn’t usually seize the
role. Rather, it’s handed to you by
those who admire your wisdom.
Early 2021, you’ll be attracted by
the aesthetics of a situation and
find in the months that follow
that there’s substance to match.
This is a love connection that will
develop into a creative endeavor.
Aquarius and Libra adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 6, 35, 14,
3 and 22.