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ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Though you take no pleasure in
the suffering of others, some-
times the tragic television show
or troubled friend makes you
glad for your own position. It
isn’t perfect by any stretch, but
you’re better off than many.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Social status is one of those
things you don’t really feel like
you care too much about until
you’re in a position to gain or
lose it and become surprised by
your behavior. You are, after all,
only human.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
can take your time evaluating
the trade, but more time won’t
give you the answer. This is a
matter of accepting what you
know in an instant and can be
summed up like this: If it’s too
good to be true, it isn’t.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Today’s problem isn’t so
tough. Ask a few people, do a
thorough internet search, read
an article or two and you’ll
know enough to make an in-
formed decision.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Though you are typically highly
responsible and able to make
decisions that are best for the
long term, right now you’ll feel
inclined to move based on the
potential for fun.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The
unbalanced thing will be set
right. With a little communica-
tion, the one who has extra will
flow some resources to the one
who doesn’t have enough, and
equilibrium will be established.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Even if you feel you have no
news to share, make an effort
to connect with friends and
family. You’ll be surprised what
fortuitous information comes
up when there’s no particular
agenda to the conversation.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The occasional slip-up might
not matter too much, but you
still feel an urgency to correct
mistakes and figure out how
to prevent the same ones from
repeatedly occurring, which will
be the cornerstone of today’s
success.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). What
you desire will not come about
through direct means. There is
no pushing, buying or persua-
sion involved, only attraction.
The most attractive mode is
modesty and moderation.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). It
will be important to check off
all of the daily habits you hold
so dear today because it is only
after these rituals are complete
that you feel you have the space
to share freely.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If a
person does not respond to you
in the way you want, do not try
for a different outcome. You are
better off moving along to the
next person, where you will get
an entirely different response.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug.
2). Make plans, and then offer
them up to the rains of felicity.
Though your strategies and
intentions get an extra dose
of cosmic love, it is what you
do with the “now” that makes
this year sing. Your capacity
to absorb, join, celebrate and
improve upon the moment is at
the root of wondrous relation-
ships and uncanny luck. Libra
and Capricorn adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 4, 40, 27, 19
and 5.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The
wise choices are easier to make
when you know what you care
about. When you don’t know
yet, don’t worry about being
wise. Anything you choose will
teach you more about what you
care about.
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down
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millennia
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contents
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nervously
16 Place for
valuables
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with
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21 Hearty
quaff
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>
match!”
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25 Wagers
27 Oyster’s
prize
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market
sections
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in the
sky
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quish
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