The daily Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1961-current, May 30, 2020, WEEKEND EDITION, Page 45, Image 45

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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 30, 2020
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2020
THATABABY
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Anyone can read subjects in
agreement with their beliefs,
but the wise and exceptionally
intelligent grow their minds
by spending time with ideas
different from their own.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Love makes you fearless; love
makes you free. If you feel
afraid and caged-in, then
you’re either needlessly mak-
ing love difficult or this thing is
not really love.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
SIX CHIX
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Your true friend is the person
who knows you well enough to
nudge you in a good direction,
realize when you’re on track
and can also clearly see when
you’re off. Bonus points for
tact!
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
There is someone intent on im-
pressing you, despite the fact
(or maybe because of it) you
are not so easily impressed.
Your reluctance only makes
this person try harder.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You deserve the same quality
of attention you give others.
When that boomerang doesn’t
come back, consider throwing
it somewhere it won’t get hung
up in a tree.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Today
is like an overly complicated
television remote control.
Unless you know the right
sequence of actions, you are
unlikely to tune into the pro-
gramming of your choice.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Think about the thing just
long enough to feel that you
can act in good faith. If you
keep thinking about it past a
certain point, the options open
up overwhelmingly, causing
indecision and paralysis.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Honesty is generally the most
efficient approach. It saves
time and resources. It keeps
people from putting stock in
things that aren’t going to pan
out.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’d follow your purpose even
BABY BLUES
ZITS
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Beware of the one who
tries too hard to win your trust.
People who are honest and
true don’t worry too much
about convincing others of
their trustworthiness.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Set goals of learning instead
of performance. By learning,
you will automatically become
a more competent perform-
er, whereas to perform well
without learning produces a
success that may be difficult to
duplicate.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Today the sinner and the saint
will not be two different peo-
ple; rather, they will be two dif-
ferent behaviors from the same
person. Much will depend on
what you bring out in others.
MUTTS
if it were unpopular. However,
today, the expectations and
opinions of others will align
really well with your soul’s best
interest — how fortuitous!
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
31). You know yourself. You’re
confident and disinclined to
work too hard to please the
powers that be, because you
don’t have to! You’ll naturally
give people something good
to like, and they will be predis-
posed to generously support
your ideas and efforts. Your eye
is primed for beauty, and you’ll
create and attract so much of
it. Aries and Scorpio adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 3, 33,
1, 18 and 40.