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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 26, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MAY 28, 2020
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Most of the time that goes into
a project will be the research,
planning and prep work. The
more organized and methodical
you are, the better you’ll be at
pulling this off.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Put your back into the obvious
things. Better to get your full
energy behind the no-brainer
than to waste fuel deliberating
overcomplicated and multivari-
ate scenarios.
B.C.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Telling yourself to change
without changing the environ-
ment, too, rarely works. But if all
you change is the environment,
chances are good that what’s
inside will follow suit.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You firmly believe that money
should be used to balance pow-
er and not to deliberately create
an imbalance of power. When
power is significantly inflated or
deflated, it tends to bring out
the worst in people.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
strive to continually give more
to a situation than you get back.
When you go to a new place,
you look for what there is to ap-
preciate while also watching out
for what is needed and wanted
that you might be able to give.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
may get annoyed with those
who display an overly inflated
sense of self, but you’ll counter
the dynamic with your belief
that everyone is noteworthy
and unique, and has the right to
think highly of themselves.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Struggle expends energy that
could be used for surviving
and thriving. When you catch
yourself in a struggle, get still.
Sink into the situation. If you hit
a bottom, you can use that to
bounce yourself up.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You know your best hours.
Tackle the important things
while you’re at your strongest
and most alert. You’ll even have
energy to burn at times of day
that have been historically less
productive for you, so schedule
accordingly!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Some think emotional intel-
ligence is about understanding
one’s own emotions. While that
is included in the package, you’ll
have continued success with
what you’ve been doing — re-
lating to the feelings of others.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Transformation is the name of
the game today. The growth of
others can be inspiring, painful
and all around fascinating to
watch. Part of you changes right
along with the process.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
If cooperation is forced, it’s not
cooperation; it’s control. You’ll
be keenly tuned in to people’s
reactions to the circumstances.
You’ll steer all toward empower-
ing options.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Accountability is the magic
ingredient that will make your
plan come to life. Put your
system in place. The simple act
of telling your goals to someone
could be enough of a system to
keep you on track.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
28). Your solar year will be rich
in karmic exchanges. You’ll pay
back a debt — the sweetest re-
lief! Later you will pay forward a
kindness, which will bring deep
satisfaction. So many varieties
of love will run through your
heart, and you’ll need an outlet
for celebrating this expression
of joy in your life. Music could
be the ticket. Leo and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 9, 12, 3, 33 and 16.