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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 26, 2020
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2020
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There are more senses than
touch, taste, smell, sight and
sound. Senses will come alive
in your intellect — the cerebral
tickle of humor, the shiver of
distaste and the tingle of an
electric idea.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You may imagine you know
how a scene will play out,
but even an Oscar-winning
scriptwriter can’t predict what
people will say and do in real
life. You’ll never know unless
you make your entrance.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Bad feelings need air, too.
There’s no one correct way to
release them. Some pestiferous
feelings are effectively pro-
cessed through the structure of
media, sports, art or religion.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The last thing you want
to be perceived as right now is
bossy. Even if you are the boss,
asserting authority will only go
over well if done with genial
diplomacy.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Goodness, faith and sweetness
owe a debt to wrongness,
faithlessness and bitterness, as
they would not exist without
their opposites. Recognizing
shadows allows you to dance in
the light of wisdom.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You don’t need a dance floor.
All you need is a floor. Your
dance will be spontaneous,
if subtle, and expressive of
an emotion you know well,
just not usually at this level of
intensity.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). All
rewards have a cost. You can
have what you want, so long as
you want the cost of it just as
much as you want the rest of
it. In figuring that out, experi-
ence will teach you more than
analysis.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
A true empath, you will read
all cues, mostly without even
being aware you are doing it.
And you’ll hear people before
they tell you in words what it is
they are feeling.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If the
rules are not written down,
spoken or communicated
otherwise, then the only way
to find out what they are is to
break them. This is also the
fastest way to get to the actual
rules as opposed to the ideal
ones.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
hate to say no, but it’s neces-
sary for honest living. It’s easier
when no comes quickly, briefly
and impersonally. No offer can
be right for everyone.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
can succeed alone, but it will
take three times longer, and
will feel like 10 times longer,
as that route is a slog. Bring
another person in or, better yet,
a team.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Many learn a thing, but few act
on it. It is action, not education,
that creates change. When
you make your move, it will
be straight to the top, mostly
because of your timing and
initiative.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(May 27). The solar journey
is marked by the qualities of
determination and stamina.
Many mornings, you will be up
before the sun to get the most
productivity out of your days.
Loved ones make you proud
as they build on what you’ve
given them and shine on. An
important rite of passage will
be crossed in August. Libra
and Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 6, 30, 21, 44
and 11.
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