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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 23, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 25, 2020
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Create or find a sense of place
that feels at once like nowhere,
anywhere and everywhere.
That will be a worthy quest, as
your environment, mood and
pursuits are intrinsically linked.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
It’s time to let go, sell, give or
toss away. The quest for less
brings gorgeous, peaceful mo-
ments. The best you own and
experience will have the char-
acteristics of being compact,
quiet and inward-oriented.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You really want the whole-
some thing that’s best for you.
This is a rarified dynamic, as so
much of what’s good for us is
not enormously appealing, but
your wise heart is brilliantly
navigating now.
CANCER (June 22-July
22). There’s no sizzle on the
steak. The relationship has
become predictable. The job
has evolved as a means to a
paycheck. What now? Either
willfully reinvigorate or exit.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
have met some heavy emo-
tional demands, and it’s now
time to rest. Only you know
what recharges you. It’s differ-
ent for each person. Do what
you need to do so you’ll be
ready to reboot tomorrow.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If
it’s wrong, odd, misshapen,
awkward, worn and over-
looked, you’ll grab it up, subtly
highlight its loveliness and
frame it in just the way that
makes people envious. There’s
money in this!
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
When you want something
badly, you want the struggle
just as much. You’re willing to
get uncomfortable, be out of
your element, feel rejected and
more. This willingness is your
success key.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You don’t hard sell, force the
issue or use pressure to get
your way. You’re creative.
So, you build the funnel that
naturally leads to the end you
desire. Better to seduce than
to convince.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Variety may be the spice
of life, but with life and spices
choice is everything. Choos-
ing everything at once brings
a bad taste. Figure out what
goes together and what you
like. Less is more.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The day will bring an array of
sensations, attitudes, feelings,
hopes, pangs and more. You’ll
be vividly aware that living is
perceiving, and you won’t have
to go deep to get benefits.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’ll be championing the un-
derdog and if you can manage
not to insult the over-dog at
the same time, you’ll essen-
tially be the anomaly — an
uneaten agent in a dog-eat-
dog world.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Knowing you have options is
all well and good, but when it
comes down to it, you don’t
want the feeling of freedom,
you want the actual freedom.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
25). You’ll be generous with
your heart, as well as your
time, money and talents.
You’ll get to know a new area
and become very specialized,
developing to an elite level
of expertise. On the financial
front, a business venture will
pay off, little by little, and a
daring investment will qua-
druple in three years. Leo and
Sagittarius adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 30, 2, 37, 1
and 17.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE