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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 21, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MAY 23, 2020
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
You’re different from the others,
so it naturally follows that you’ll
ask different questions and
have novel interactions. You’re
memorable and will be adored
for this.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
If you had to choose between
being in an endless state of
self-satisfaction or continual
self-improvement that never
quite arrives, you’d take the lat-
ter. A pinch of discontent keeps
life interesting.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
The more people you can align
with, the bigger your team
grows. You’ll build that group
through the weekend, finding
kindred spirits or being in the
places where they’ll find you.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Pay attention to power dynam-
ics because they will teach you
a lot about who people really
are. The true test of a person’s
character is how they handle
themselves when they clearly
have the upper hand.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Your best idea will come as a
joke. So you have nothing to
lose from thinking in funny
terms and letting humor,
playfulness and creativity run
rampant in your mind.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Though you can’t change
the past, you can always
change the way you see it.
Perhaps you’ve been harsh, not
assessing the bigger picture.
How else could you frame the
story?
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll feel something akin to
this Shakespearean sentiment
today, “But the strong base and
building of my love is as the
very centre of the earth, draw-
ing all things to it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
18). When you feel your mind
taking things in too serious a
direction, you can lighten up
the whole mental screen with
some bodywork — a walk, a
stretch. It won’t take much!
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re
looking for an answer that feels
right and actionable to you.
You’ve followed lines of logic,
but none of them satisfied. So
try switching off your head and
letting your inner guidance
system have a go at this.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Being stuck is a function of
having too much, not too little.
Let go of an idea or item and
then see if you don’t have a lit-
tle more wiggle room. Jettison
enough baggage and you can
walk right out.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It’s
said that every big problem
was once a minor disturbance.
That’s why you like to handle
things when they are small, and
you’re very sensitive to all red
flags, even the itty-bitty ones!
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
23). The cosmic birthday boon
is an influx of dollars. You’ll
meet many who connect to
your emotional tone. They’ll
come from different places with
a variety of interests, but they’ll
share your high intelligence
and many of the same values.
Amazingly supportive rela-
tionships free you to express
yourself. Your talents thrive.
Scorpio and Virgo adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 7, 30,
33, 21 and 50.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It
shouldn’t be too hard to be
good. And if it feels that way,
maybe it’s the rules or
environment that needs
changing, not you. The river
needs no special devotion,
goodness or willpower to flow
NON SEQUITUR
effortlessly home to the sea.