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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, ApRIl 7, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 2020
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The day’s conflict has to do
with two people trying to oc-
cupy the same space. Neither
one is more correct. When ego
and pride are put aside, there is
a way to take turns.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Waste no time fretting about
what could happen, especially
if it’s negative. Lots of things
can and will happen. Good
lives are lived in the margins
of hope and possibility.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Cynicism is among the most
erosive emotional tones to
adopt, and you’ll avoid any-
thing that smacks of this dark
view. On the other hand, it
doesn’t help to be gullible
either. Mix healthy skepticism
with your optimism.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The bottom line is that
influence comes from under-
standing. The ability to take
on another person’s perspec-
tive will serve you in many
situations.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
There’s a way to make peace
with every moment. Finding it
requires you to drop knee-jerk
reactions and decide to think
something different. You’re
willing because you love peace
more than you love arguing.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Loved ones have their own
lives and adventures and when
those journeys take them in
different directions, you stay
the course of your own know-
ing that the road of love always
circles back.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Luckily,
your comfort is not based on
other people being present,
attentive, informed or anything
else. You have a talent for main-
taining good cheer regardless
of how others show up.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Hard work is fine with you
today. Boring work is fine, too.
Whatever the work, it is your
attitude about it and the inner
life you bring to it that makes it
worthwhile.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Things won’t look the way you
expected them to, and they will
deliver far beyond your projec-
tions. You’ll stay open, looking
for results and trying not to get
swayed by packaging.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). It’s not like your intuition
comes and goes. It’s part of
you that is always there. The
volume sometimes ducks
under louder sounds in your
brain caused by more intense
thoughts and emotions.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
18). Though you sense your
multidimensional nature, hon-
oring the minutes is a show
of respect for the rules of this
plane of existence in which
life seems to be made out of
time.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
People around you have
ever-growing demands of you.
It’s because you’re so capable
and have always risen to the
occasion. Don’t go into au-
to-fulfillment mode. Prioritize
your own needs.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(April 9). Power moves, like
being the first to volunteer,
will have people gravitating
to your leadership. You’ll make
and cause connections. Be
patient, as your projects will
take time. Playing the long
game, you will eventually net
ample financial and personal
gains. Family will rely on you,
and your service will ultimate-
ly enrich you. Leo and Libra
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 1, 4, 44, 48 and 19.