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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 21, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MARCH 23, 2020
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The muses will favor you with
practical solutions. You’ll be in-
spired, not to paint a picture or
sing a song but to find the most
elegant solution to an everyday
problem.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Knowing what’s going to
happen doesn’t make the
future conceivable. Life can be
explained, considered, talked
about until faces go blue, but it’s
only lived one way, and that is
through the experience.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When you love your own cama-
raderie, you’re never at a loss for
good company. People will want
to be near you today, which
fortunately shouldn’t interfere
with cherished solo time.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll be a leader. Your ability
to navigate the territory will be
envied by those who don’t have
nearly the same confidence level
in a place as you do.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Empa-
thy is at the heart of all you do
today, and behind the things
you don’t do. You’ll ignore the
mistakes of others and overlook
their shortcomings in order to
praise strengths.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re looking forward to some-
thing pleasant but trying not to
set your expectation too high,
as that would surely diminish
the moment when it arrives.
Happiness is mastering the art
of expectation.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Any-
one who has told a lie (in other
words, just about everyone
who speaks a language) knows
something about the subtle
differences between lies and
truths. You’ll get a lesson in this
today.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Someone will be intent on
impressing you. Unfortunately
for them, you are not easily
impressed, and your reserve will
only make this person try harder.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You might be able to put on
your old clothes. Even so, when
you do, you’re somehow not
wearing them. Same goes for
your old obsessions. You can go
back, but when you get there,
you’re never there.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
The thing you are trying to do
will continue to be a pain, but
you shouldn’t let that stop you
from doing it anyway. This is
important, or you wouldn’t be so
frustrated. Keep going at it from
different angles.
B.C.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You really don’t feel compelled
to run your ideas by other peo-
ple for approval, but you should
anyway. It’s not because you’ll
change your mind but because
you’ll learn from your presenta-
tion.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
There’s an endeavor that you’d
do even if you weren’t paid.
You’d wake up early or stay up
late to do it. If it were suddenly
made illegal tomorrow, you’d
risk it in secret. That’s what you
should spend the bulk of your
time on.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
23). The buck in the woods
grows a crown of antlers, but
that alone doesn’t make him
king. The endowment is merely
a chance to fight for the right
to rule. You’ve such an attribute
— an impressive talent that will
be put to the test to prove it’s
more than an adornment. You’ll
use your gifts to claim territory
and lead your life. Libra and Leo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 10, 40, 50, 18 and 47.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
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