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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MARcH 21, 2020
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SUNDAY, MARCH 22, 2020
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The range of potential out-
comes is wide, so there’s plenty
to be uncertain about — un-
nerving to some, not to you,
not today. You are inspired by
the wide-open future.
When you see people doing
what you think you should be
doing, it stirs up an emotional
brew that would be toxic to
stew in. Move quickly on to
how you can make these things
happen for yourself.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Though you don’t need the ad-
miration of others to feel good
about yourself, you’ll notice
today that accepting a compli-
ment or two also doesn’t hurt.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Being interested and
curious puts you in the optimal
state to forge connections.
Being extremely attracted puts
you in a suboptimal state, as it
amps up the nervous system
and skewers judgment.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’re a bright, colorful sail
today — not a motor but the
cloth of potential. You need
the heavenly currents to fill
and move you forward. A gust
would be nice, though a zephyr
will do today.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). An
idea has already come to you
in passive forms, in pokes and
suggestions and nudges. Now
it comes as an intruder, a neon
sign, an entity that refuses
forgetfulness and will wait no
longer.
LOLA
SIX CHIX
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Beware
the smile that spreads the
mouth and never reaches the
eyes. It isn’t born from a smiling
feeling. The best smiles start
in the eyes and spread to the
mouth.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Is
the past ever quite over with?
Everything you do today will
build on it. Even the parts that
have long been forgotten or
shunned or rewritten are part
of this ground.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’re making the Herculean
effort. You’ve got an amazing
network to tap into. Everyone
you know could be a co-con-
spirator if you wanted them to
be. If you want help, then let
people know.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Impulsivity will figure into your
learning curve today. Some-
times even you don’t under-
stand why you do a thing, but
there is a reason. If you want to
change, you can find reasons
for different behaviors, too.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
If the critics show up, that will
make a difference, not because
they like your work or not, but
because they legitimize and
publicize it, making a stir. A stir
is just what’s needed.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Consider whether you’re on the
team that’s best for you or if
this is even the right game. To
win by any rules other than the
ones that fit your own values
can be only a hollow victory.
SUNDAY’S BIRTHDAY (March
22). Everyone sees how hard
you work and how honest you
are. You’ll earn respect, support
and an excellent ranking in
the hierarchy of a group that
complements you on many
levels. This thriving period is
also good for your domestic
relationships and environment.
There’s a sense of security that
prevails this year. Cancer and
Scorpio adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 10, 3, 33, 18 and
40.