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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JANuARy 30, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 2020
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Boredom will cue you to do
something different. Take the
hint or boredom will develop
into something quite different,
for instance: irritation, anger,
frustration and resentment.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Because you are genuinely
enthusiastic about seeing others
succeed, you’ll support those
around you and make them feel
loved. This excellent karma will
soon swing back to embrace
you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Life
works like an Amazon wish list. If
you want something, and make
it specific, public and conve-
nient for others to give it to you,
then you are very much more
likely to receive it.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
void of longing is a tough one
to fill, as it only wants the thing
it longs for. Try shoving some
creativity into it. That is at least
moldable. It gives you some-
thing to work with. It’s involving;
it will do in a pinch.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Fear can
be as specific, innate and un-
controllable as eye color. Don’t
berate yourself for feeling afraid,
even if others are not afraid of
the same thing. Your wariness
may actually be owed to having
greater intelligence.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Peo-
ple can be really patient when
they know that, at the end of
the line, there’s going to be the
exact thing they want. It’s the
uncertainty about that end re-
sult that causes a lot of anxiety.
How can you make them more
confident?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
“When everybody is somebody
then nobody is anybody,” said
the operetta writer W.S. Gil-
bert — right on all accounts.
Everybody is somebody, and if
there is any significance here to
be had, it is by the lot of us.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
This one is coming straight from
the muses. To be truly brilliant,
you can’t be thinking too much
about what you’re doing. That
interferes with the tunnel. Just
let it come through you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Wherever the stuff was,
there’s usually more there.
Go back to the source; repeat
what’s worked. Save the thing
that didn’t work, but you still
have a feeling about it. You’re
usually ahead of your time, after
all.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
In equations of travel, weight is
a significant factor. If you want
to go high or fast or gracefully,
you’ll have to lighten your load.
Whatever is bringing you down,
get rid of it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
The brain is a master predictor.
This is why it’s so annoying to
hear half a conversation. It in-
voluntarily busies other people’s
brains to solve a puzzle that will
never be solved.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
learn so much by being involved
with people. It’s something that
can’t be duplicated. As much
as you dream of a hassle-free
existence, the hassle is, so very
often, the whole point.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(Feb.1). Your heart will be so
open this year. Feelings will
jump off of media, people,
even objects and have such an
impact on your experience. Also
notable: Your private life will
be fascinating to outsiders. You
may consider writing a book,
and it would be well received.
You’ll be asked to speak and
council. Leo and Aries adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 5,
40, 12, 3 and 9.
BIZARRO
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