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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JANuARy 21, 2020
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22, 2020
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
There are times to push yourself,
give yourself tough-love talks
and do the heavy lifting it takes
to be an emotional powerlifter.
Not today. You’ll go much further
with gentle compassion and
encouragement.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). To-
day’s life path is like a 17th-cen-
tury stagecoach route, and
you’re being jostled accordingly.
Try and relax into the bumpy
rhythm knowing that this mode
is what’s available now; it’s as
good as any; and you’ll arrive
soon enough.
is any change, however small,
will inject freshness.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Pick
yourself up from that midday
shake-up and get right back
to the plan. If you don’t have a
plan, get back to the dreaming,
thinking and believing, and then
come up with a plan.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It is said that suspicion
haunts the guilty mind. But it
also haunts the mind that’s really
good at critical thinking and
compelled to understand the
truth of the situation.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
It sounds like a platitude, a
mediocre Pinterest infographic
that gets shared in moments of
halfhearted solidarity. But what
if it also happens to be just plain
true? You really do deserve more.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
There’s this friction going on
between thinking and feeling.
Seems simpler to give the reins
over to one school or the other.
Alas, it won’t work. The mind and
heart must each hold a strap or
this thing won’t gallop.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Peo-
ple don’t automatically deserve
to get all of you. There are parts
of your personality that you put
on hold when you’re around
people who don’t react well to
them. This is self-protection and
completely within your right.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Plan A probably won’t work, but
the alphabet has 25 more letters,
give or take, depending on your
preferred language. If there’s
anything to get better at now,
it’s switching to the next plan
without much fuss.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
burning question: Whatever
gave you the idea that your life
should be anything other than
how it is? The faster you can
stamp “WRONG” on that, the
more empowered, creative and
capable of change you will be.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You have no intention of talking
about things that other people
don’t understand, and yet it
will happen unless you keep
checking in to be sure that the
last thing computed.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Too
bad what you really want to say
is not appropriate and will not
go over well. The good thing is
you have self-control on your
side, and some equivalent to
a diary that locks, so put it all
there.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Relationships are like any other
endeavor. If you work them the
same way too many times, the
routines get dull. The good news
THATABABY
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan.
22). Kurt Vonnegut said, “Every-
thing is nothing with a twist.”
You savored many wins last
year, but there were also losses
that you’re still deciding how to
handle. You’re so close to turning
them into loads of good fortune
that all you need is said “twist.”
The year brings brilliant creativ-
ity and personal achievement.
Sagittarius and Capricorn adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 8,
50, 33, 21 and 18.
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