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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JANuARy 11, 2020
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2020
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’ll
do what others would consider
risky, scary or difficult. You’re not
trying to prove anything. This is
either where life has led you or
where your interests have culmi-
nated. This is just who you are.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ve amassed a number of
tricks and methods in your
toolbox, and now is the time to
stay in touch with your resourc-
es. Think about what your best
moves are so that when the time
comes you’ll remember to use
them.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Tensions will rise, though you’ll
rise higher if you interrupt the es-
calation by excusing yourself for
15 minutes. Get away. Get calm
and comfortable. Once you’re out
of the fray, you’ll see the situation
in a new light.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It is
the aim of your side to suppress
evil and uphold the virtuous. The
aim of the other side is exactly
the same. The only differences
are differences of definition. Of
course, that is everything.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Your
mind is quick to assign a mean-
ing and a reason to every feeling
that comes up. This unnecessarily
complicates matters. When you
let feelings surface and fade
without attaching a story, you
move lighter through life.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Now
that you are starting to see some
progress in this journey, the most
important thing is to stay on the
same path. Do not seek a new
destination. Consolidate and
stick to the mission.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
not going to stop anything by
fighting it head-on today. Accept
and redirect. Make contact with
the thing you want to eliminate
from your life, but only enough
contact to nudge it in a direction
away from you.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll experience sensations
that keep you on your toes. Tiny
distractions, a buzzy feeling, ner-
vousness, they’re all indications
of heightened awareness. They
will pass. Find the gift in them
before they do.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Better to take action out of a fiery
desire for the result, or because
you’re in love with the promise of
the task, than to take action out
of a sense of obligation. When
love is involved, hard things
become easy.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
It seems like not that long ago
you simplified your life, and now
it’s gotten a little too full and
cluttered again. The secret to
staying evergreen is to regularly
organize, tidy and purge.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You have something that works
for you. Now make it work even
better through consecration.
Make it sacred. Through your
intention and blessing, what’s
yours will become more power-
ful, protected and sealed to you.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
When you see what you want,
you like to get it immediately. Try
not to be impatient though. In
today’s case, waiting can prevent
a much bigger frustration later.
Give it at least 48 hours.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan. 13).
Just as the zest of a lemon is in
the peel, you’ll wear your zest for
life on the surface, though your
vivacity is a product of a much
deeper spiritual fullness. There’s
a quickness to your solar year.
You’re experimental but decisive.
You waste no time hopping off
what appears to be the wrong
track to get on the right one.
Aries and Cancer adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 8, 39, 32, 18
and 45.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE