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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, dEcEmbER 21, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Where can you get fresh air,
fantastic ideas, blood flow, soul
healing and a metabolism boost
without buying a single thing?
Walking outdoors. It’s where the
best things will happen today.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Ultimately, you get to choose
how you spend your time. It’s
easy to lose sight of this when
you’re with dominant people
who would like you to join their
agenda. It’s fun when it’s your
choice and you feel in control.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
You’ve all but forgotten about
that little chunk of good karma
you generated years ago,
though it hasn’t forgotten about
you. It will circle back right when
it will be most profound to
receive it.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll be prolific, producing
much more than you thought
you would, so apply yourself
where you are most needed or
where you are certain to enjoy
yourself as you work.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You
want something you haven’t
articulated yet. Maybe you’ve
been afraid to say it out loud.
Regardless, it’s go time. State
the deal. Things will only start
happening after you eliminate
the ambiguity in a relationship.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You
don’t like to be teased unless the
teasing is so playful or interest-
ing that it’s somehow its own
reward. Movie trailers some-
times fit the bill. One thing that
doesn’t is when people say, “I’ll
tell you later.”
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’ll
be good at figuring people out
and settling into a place that’s
going to work well with the en-
tire group. It will probably mean
chipping in even when you
don’t feel ready or holding back
when you feel overqualified.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You can’t go any faster or do any
more than your best. Expecting
yourself to is unloving. There is
no need to punish yourself nor is
there a gain from doing so that
makes any sense.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You require things of your
relationships, things that are
not spoken about, but are
nonetheless clearly conveyed to
the observant counterpart. The
nonobservant counterpart will
be utterly lost.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
If you gain by losing and lose by
gaining, then you’ll be on par
with most people today. But if
you can celebrate this with gen-
uine enthusiasm and gratitude
for the funny way life works out,
then you’ll be in a league of your
own.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Those willing to compromise to
make an arrangement work are
more invested in the success of
the arrangement than they are
in their personal satisfaction or
ego gratification.
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
What one person considers very
awkward is a comfortable family
tradition to someone else. You’ll
be reading the signals, dialed
into the micro-expressions that
tell the inside story.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec.
23). Love is a form of faith. To
love someone is to trust your
heart to someone else’s care.
You will learn someone very
well, and choose carefully how
to invest your feelings. But
ultimately, love is still a risk. It is
because you are willing to take
the risk that you experience so
much beauty and fulfillment.
Libra and Gemini adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 3, 30, 6,
22 and 14.
BIZARRO
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