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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, OcTObER 24, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2019
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). That
thing you were expecting from a
loved one may be causing more
trouble than it’s worth. Erasing
the expectation will be like a
magic spell lifting the gloom.
Suddenly, the best sort of surpris-
es are in store.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It
used to happen every night, but
we are so far from the tribe and
fire now that any dance seems
like a special occasion. Tonight
should be so much fun that you’ll
vow to make this happen more
often.
B.C.
DILBERT
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
may have given too much of the
wrong thing up front because
you didn’t know better. You’ll
now make adjustments that have
to do with what you’re willing to
give to get what you want, or to
simply to stay in the game.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It’s a
strange feeling to learn that you
misunderstood something and
held the wrong belief for a very
long time, but such is life. Many
never reassess what they know
for accuracy’s sake. In this way,
you’re ahead.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Once you
tested the boundaries without
realizing what you were doing,
and now you’re quite deliberate
about it. It comforts you to know
the limits, though that won’t keep
you from pushing past them.
BIZARRO
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
spiritual and the scientific will co-
exist quite nicely in your mental
processes today. Whatever you’re
not able to make logical sense
of will possess some poetic or
emotional quality that pulls your
attention.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Memo-
ries are dynamic ideas that get
rewritten each time they are re-
visited. Today, you’ll think of how
you’d like to remember some-
thing as it’s actually occurring.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Love
is all the power you need in the
situation. You don’t have to be-
lieve this for it to work. Ask what
part of the situation you might
flow more love to, and then do it
and watch things start to shift.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It would take a long time
to clear all paths of rocks, but
with good shoes, the terrain that
would cut and destabilize us is
not a problem. It’s much easier to
protect your vulnerabilities than
to change the whole world.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Those who don’t have a lot of
truth at their disposal will cling
to a few beliefs with tenacious
certainty. With more truth comes
more intelligence; with more
intelligence comes greater flexi-
bility of thought.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Because you’re so modest, some-
times you have to be talked into
accepting and appreciating your-
self. If you need a good reason,
how about loving yourself just
so that you can give more love to
others?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The
ability to recognize beauty where
other people don’t is a sign that
there is great beauty inside of
you. You wouldn’t be able to
see such loveliness if it weren’t
resonating inside the chambers
of your heart.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Oct.
26). It’s seems like a basic thing,
but the simple act of breathing
easier and more deliberately
will open you to connection,
relaxation and good fortune.
A fun crew is featured through
the holiday season. You’ll enjoy
influencing one another. A game
that takes months to master will
bring you financial and personal
reward. Virgo and Gemini adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 8,
20, 17, 23 and 44.