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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, SEpTEmbER 21, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Keeping up with people is
harder than it should be. You’ve
so many ways to stay in touch,
and yet your responsibilities and
distractions make it challenging
to find the time. But try. You’ll be
glad you did.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Intense emotional action doesn’t
always add excitement to your
life as promised. Sometimes, it
drains your reserves and makes
you numb instead. Steer clear of
drama today, as there will be no
thrill in it.
no reason. The sweetness is right
there for you. Take it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
People grow in different ways.
Some develop on the inside be-
fore the outside catches up, and
others do the reverse. Be patient
with the growth process and
accept whatever form growth
comes in.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Letting your current budget
dictate your future fun is no fun
at all. See what you want first
and then figure out how much
you need to earn to get there.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
can’t move forward without tak-
ing a risk, although you may be
so used to some risk-taking that
you hardly notice it. It’s become
a part of your daily life and the
way you “do you.”
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You want something different
from what the others on your
team want. These goals don’t
have to be at odds. There are
ways to work this to the advan-
tage of all.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You
never feel so powerful as when
you empower others. To teach,
to watch people grow and to
give what people might not
have if it weren’t for you — this is
a feeling like no other.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re comfortable with yourself
and therefore won’t be lonely
when you’re alone. In fact, you
could use more alone time. It
helps you connect with your
purpose and feed your soul the
custom diet it craves.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If you
think that you’re alone in your
lifestyle, you’re both wrong and
right. People all over the world
have similar challenges, habits
and solutions for dealing with
daily life. Your way is still unique
and worth sharing.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Weakness is repellant. People
want to see themselves as coura-
geous and effective, and displays
of weakness make them doubt
their own abilities. You’ll get
more support failing boldly than
making a weak attempt.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Low-hanging fruit has a rep-
utation for being too easy for
respectable consumption. On
the other hand, only a fool
would pass up the abundance
of life to make things harder for
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Sur-
round yourself with people who
want what’s best for you. How
do you know who they are? Their
actions will tell you. Also, when
a person’s words are supportive
but their actions aren’t, go with
the message inside the action.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept.
23). You’ll separate what you
want from what others in your
life want from you. It’s a powerful
distinction to make. You’ve the
courage to follow your heart’s
lead. It will take you to beau-
tiful settings. You’ll exchange
promises. A lucrative deal in
January opens up an explora-
tion. Passionate missions start in
February. Leo and Taurus adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 9,
40, 2, 22 and 15.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE