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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, SEpTEmbER 17, 2019
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Take
part in a small, informal discus-
sion group where everyone has
a chance to speak a number of
times. People will build off of
each other’s creativity and come
up with ideas they wouldn’t have
thought of on their own.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Counterintuitive as it may be,
making a good impression will re-
quire you to surrender your need
to come across well. Concern
yourself with the message and
with the other person and you’ll
do just fine.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Your
value is not in your productivity
or usefulness; it is intrinsic. Even if
you do nothing at all, you are just
as valuable as if you do all that
is humanly possible. Hopefully,
knowing this will help you to rest
when you need it.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Life
is a series of temporary states and
clinging or incorrectly thinking
that any one of them is going to
last will rob you of the freedom
and levity that comes with ac-
cepting the movement of life.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Socially
clever, you’ll keep things moving
along with new topics, people
and locations in order to distract
and manage people who other-
wise might not have such an easy
time getting along.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Your
worries, as valid as they may
be, are not the only place for
your mind to dwell. You are still
learning to move your focus to
the places that it will do the best
to support you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Love
at first sight is really infatuation.
True love takes time. There is no
true love without trust, and there
is no trust without experiencing
a person enough to be able to
make accurate predictions as to
the person’s behavior.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You will encounter people who
resemble and act similarly to
other people you know. Even
though this is a unique and new
situation, what you learned from
the past will definitely help.
THATABABY
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
While you can’t totally control
how others see, think or feel
about you, you can use what you
know and present yourself in a
way that’s likely to serve your pur-
poses. You can also decide that it
doesn’t matter to you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
In the meal of human relation-
ships, an apology is the appetizer;
changed behavior is the main
course. And just like in a meal,
skipping the appetizer is more
common than skipping the
main course, which leaves you
unsatisfied.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
When people have a known
weakness, you don’t tempt them
accordingly or in any way push
into the pain of it. And anyone
who plays on weakness is display-
ing a terrible character flaw and
should be avoided at all costs.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll have one of those “how did
I get here?” moments followed by
the “why am I still here?” question.
You might be too close to the
situation to recognize what’s in it
for you.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(Sept. 18). You’ll learn empow-
ering knowledge and skills and
quickly use them to compete.
With each victory, you’ll build
confidence until you’re a con-
tender for a big prize. The start
of 2020 will take a turn toward
opportunities more spiritual and
personal in nature. Music and
friendship will be key to your care
regimen. Sagittarius and Virgo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 9, 30, 2, 22 and 18.
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