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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, July 27, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JULY 29, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Don’t be fooled by people’s
full-grown size. Many adults are
emotional infants with emotion-
al awareness under what the
average 8-year-old possesses.
Have patience!
seems that everyone is trying to
get you to buy something today
when what you really need isn’t
a new item, program, teacher
or method. Organize what you
already have. That’s the winning
move of the day.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The
roadblock to your desire once
caused you frustration, but now
it’s doing something different
for you. Who knew you could be
this strategic, creative and capa-
ble? Thank the roadblock.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The Japanese have a word,
“komorebi,” for the particular
kind of sunlight that’s filtered
through the trees. You’ll feel an
emotional or spiritual light today
that’s so distinct it deserves its
own untranslatable name.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
While no one knows exactly
what will happen, you can make
a pretty good guess where
things are going based on your
current position. The slightest
change will alter the trajectory,
and in today’s case, drastically
so. Pivot.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
To know a thing is not for you
and therefore to rule it out and
ignore the option can be a very
wise move. But be careful here.
It can also be an indicator of fear
and lethargy. Which is it? Exam-
ine your motives.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
guru finds the condition in her-
self first, and then lives it. Others
will observe and follow suit. The
best teaching is modeling. It
requires no explanation, lesson
plan, or grading system.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
To find out what keeps you
stuck, figure out the reasons
behind your current pattern. Ask
yourself why. Once you know
that, you’ll be able to come up
with more desirable solutions to
serve that need.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). To be
intolerant of the intolerant nul-
lifies the whole point. If you feel
yourself leaning toward judg-
ment, take yourself out of the
equation entirely, or to whatever
extent that is possible.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Your
emotional core is solid. Your
loved ones will get from you a
strength that is as gentle, sup-
portive and as constant as the
mountain. Storms come and go,
the mountain remains.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s so
much easier to give advice than
to take your own, but you have
the strength of will for this today
so don’t let the opportunity slip
by. Do the thing you’ve told
other people to do.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). It
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Quiet moments of introspection
only provide a glimpse. The
way to really know yourself is
to study yourself while you’re
working with others. One person
in particular will bring out an
interesting side of you today.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
29). Though you’re an open
book, even open books are
mysterious to those who haven’t
read them cover to cover. People
will have to demonstrate a com-
mitment before they’ve earned
your trust and the right to be
a part of your thoughts and
dreams. Mastery of social expec-
tations and boundaries makes
your life joyful. Libra and Virgo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 39, 3, 13, 2 and 49.
BIZARRO
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