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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, July 25, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2019
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). It’s
as though you’re pulled in and
out of a relationship by a tide
that’s too strong to successfully
fight against. Still, the struggle
is always an option. Or you
could relax and wait for your
opportunity.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When you’re no longer inter-
ested in what you were, try
travel. It shakes everything up.
You don’t have to go far or be
gone for very long to have a
totally new appreciation of your
current status quo.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Once you’ve made your mind
up, you’ll be unstoppable. But
do take your time in getting to
that point. Deciding on the right
goal will be more important
than anything that follows.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
To be likable, interesting and
pleasant to be around is actually
no small accomplishment. It
requires thousands of microne-
gotiations between the ego and
the id, which can take a good
deal of energy to pull off on a
day like today.
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While it’s not possible to make a
completely accurate assessment
about people based strictly on
their affiliations, it’s a start. One
exception is family ties, as no
one can help that.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). As far as improvement tools
go, integrity and respect are top
of the line. “How could I bring
more integrity and respect to
this?” is the magic question that
yields beautiful and instanta-
neous results.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Words always mean so much
more than their definition. They
signal to culture, status, age and
more. Plus, some words are just
more fun to say. You’ll note with
interest the evolution of your
own vocabulary.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
If you can bring a little levity to
an otherwise serious or deadly
boring discourse, you’ll earn
an admirer and possibly, if the
feeling turns out to be mutual, a
new friend.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It
doesn’t matter how old you are,
the result of this high-energy
day will be the same for every
generation — youthful folly,
ill-advised fun, the silly tempta-
tions of innocence.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Along these lines, to agree with
heroes doesn’t make you one,
but it’s an attitude that leans
inevitably toward doing the
right thing should the opportu-
nity arise.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Because people feel so good
around you, you’ll end up in a
group, even when you set out to
explore the world on your own.
If you need time to yourself,
you’ll have to carve it out and
protect it.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July
27). Your plans will be efficient,
doable and more aligned with
who you are than ever, and will
come to life as though touched
by magic. Even so, it’s the
unplanned events that change
your path and bring cherished
memories. Work hard and save
your money for a November
investment. It will pay hand-
somely. Scorpio and Capricorn
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 9, 25, 3, 33 and 15.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’ll be excellent at the art of
summary today. Talk about what
you know because it will save
others the time of having to
weed through the topic to find
NON SEQUITUR
the relevant takeaways.