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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, July 13, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JULY 15, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
When the negative outweighs
the positive, don’t let it slide.
Keep track. It will help you decide
if, when and how to make a
change. One day’s tally won’t be
a sizable enough sample to work
from, but it’s a start.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You’ll notice how your whole
demeanor and energy improves
when you get around that
attentive person who listens
and laughs with you. This sort of
high-quality interaction doesn’t
need to be such a rarity.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). If
you know what people want, it’s
easy to please them. But pleasing
people isn’t the same as helping
them. In order to truly help, you
have to go beyond what people
want and give them instead what
they need.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You said you’d do it, and you will.
True, today it’s still undone. Take
a step or two, though, and you’ll
create momentum enough to
make quick work of this project.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It’s
not what you do so much as how
you do it that matters today —
well, every day really. But you’ll
notice this more with the current
emotional fluidity you’re experi-
encing.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ll need to be somewhat stern
with yourself as you keep your-
self on track with projections and
goals. Put a hard shell around you
to deflect the word “no” and keep
on going until you get to “yes.”
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Your
acoustic environment can add
or subtract quite a few points
from the score that is your overall
quality of life. It’s worth spending
energy on, whether in acts of
soundproofing, building playlists
or other sorts of audio-soothing.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Your
plans will be expedited just as
soon as you get that piece of
training you’ve been missing.
Ask around because the perfect
teacher is only one connection
away.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Bonds
that were built in times of diffi-
culty and trouble will get tested
under happier circumstances.
They’ll probably prove strong,
but you might be surprised how
tricky it is to relate in a lighter
atmosphere.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
It’s like you’re a different person
when you signed up to do a
thing than you are when it’s time
to actually deliver. Regardless,
you’ll be glad for your commit-
ments and all you must do today
to keep them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Your heart will suggest your next
move to you, booming its im-
practical request without regard
to the sort of details that will
have to come together to make it
happen. After all, that’s someone
else’s department.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Relationships exist in a state of
flux. Any move made by any
involved will change the balance.
In order to stabilize, and let
the relationship find its natural
equilibrium, both have to settle
in for a minute, making no new
moves at all.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (July 15).
Your cosmic birthday present
will be an always welcome one
— money from out of the blue
that you can use to accomplish
any number of things, including
enjoying loved ones in a new
setting, helping a friend and/
or investing in your business
or education. Extremely lucky
meetings happen in August and
November. Aries and Virgo adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 49,
2, 18, 44 and 8.
BIZARRO
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