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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 15, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 17, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
next 48 hours will provide you
with exceptional social oppor-
tunity, which you can parlay
into other sorts of opportunity if
you so desire. Of course, to take
advantage of this you still have
to go out and meet people.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The
view from inside the thick of it is
nothing like what anyone else is
seeing. And so it goes with driv-
ing, football, movies and almost
everything else in life, it’s easier
to observe what’s going wrong
from the seats.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Safety is at the crux of closeness.
People only fully engage with
each other when they perceive
the relationship as a safe place
where support, positive feelings
and encouragement flow freely.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). You’ve set your own feelings
and agenda aside to take care
of people who really did need
the care. It’s time for that to stop.
However unnatural it might feel,
it’s time for you to treat yourself
as well as you treat others.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When it’s unclear what words
would unlock the potential of
the situation, the wise say noth-
ing. This is best accomplished
while looking like you’ve lots
that you could say and are just
choosing not to.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll experience the particu-
lar kind of tension that comes
from feeling like you should say
something, but not being sure
what. It’s a signal to go off by
yourself and sort your feelings.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’ve developed a set of rules
for each sort of relationship
you’ve known. Yes, the rules are
mostly subconscious, but you
closely abide by them nonethe-
less. That is, until today, when
the rules don’t seem to apply.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
There are many ways to get
attention: shout, whisper, wave,
bribe ... the list goes on and on.
The bottom line is that people
pay attention to the things and
people who have what they
want.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). When
the work you’re doing absorbs
your entire energy, you neither
reminisce about the past nor
fantasize about the future.
There’s no need to wish you
were anywhere else.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re after the things that are
important on their own and not
merely stepping stones, tools
and methods for getting to the
next thing. Also, the only friend-
ships worth pursuing are the
ones that fit this description.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
two main causes of human suf-
fering are malice and ignorance.
So anything learned is a coun-
terbalance to human suffering,
and any love given or received
lessens the world’s misery.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Define “better” for yourself. The
typical metrics (richer, more
powerful, etc.) are too generic
to motivate you. Think deeper
into the matter. What is it you
really want to feel that you’re not
feeling now?
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
17). To know what you want
isn’t so hard. Lots of people can
do it. But for that want to also
happen to be the thing that will
make you very happy is much
trickier — and more rare than
it seems. You’ll nail it this year!
Furthermore, you’ll find a way to
make others want your objec-
tives as badly as you want them.
Sagittarius and Scorpio adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 49,
2, 28, 17 and 9.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE