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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 11, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, JUNE 13, 2019
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
ARIES (March 21-April 19). There
is no way to improve except
through giving the important task
your full attention. Split attention
is so ineffective you may as well
do nothing at all. Actually, that
would be better because at least
you’d be relaxing and recharging.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Any-
one can be interested in a social
media profile; eyes flit where
they want, fingers can click away
the instant things get boring.
Genuine face-to-face interest is a
bigger risk, a thrill and where all
the good stuff happens today.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
enjoy helping people fix what’s
wrong. However, this shouldn’t be
your default mode. And if it feels
wrong not to be solving prob-
lems, then that’s an even bigger
problem.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
You have stories to tell, informa-
tion to impart and ways to make
people laugh. Still, you hold back.
You sense it’s more important
for you to get the other person
talking. Making a connection
depends on this.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). One
of the most profound gifts of
technology is that it shows us,
through contrast, what it means
to be human. When you feel like
a machine going through the
motions of your program, your
humanity will shake you awake.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). A
subconscious decision process
sends your energy where it’s
most needed, resulting in a shift
of mood. Give yourself a break;
you’re solving a problem even if
you’re not aware that you are.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It’s as
though life has an agenda and
doesn’t feel like accommodat-
ing yours. While it’s often smart
to move with life, it would be a
shame to let it have its way every
time. Stand up for yourself. Fight
for what you want.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Though it may seem that a
person has it all figured out and is
doing the right thing at the right
time in the right way, that’s just
the outsider’s perspective of the
story. Handle your own thing and
don’t worry about it.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s
been scientifically proven that
people can hear a smile. In your
case, they can feel it through a
wall, or a state line, or an ocean
away. Your joy has incredible
reach.
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Think of all of life as an experi-
ment. If this person’s not right, try
that person. If these words don’t
work, try those words. In a proper
experiment, the scientist doesn’t
take the outcome personally.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It’s
as though the circus has come to
town. There is something exciting
to see everywhere you turn. And
because a good audience always
gives the performers a boost,
when you enjoy the show, it gets
even better.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). One
of the most natural and primal
things to wonder about other
people is, “What do they want
from me?” Everyone wants some-
thing. If it’s just connection and
acceptance they’re after, you’re in
a good place.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
13). Though you already have
excellent reasons for doing
what you do, this solar return
represents a deepening of your
purpose. Your pursuits become
both more urgent and more
meaningful as you commit to
seeing a certain change in your
world. An August detour brings
levity. Your popularity will surge
in September. Aquarius and Leo
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 10, 40, 9 and 50.