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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, JuNE 11, 2019
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). It
would be a shame to let that
interesting person walk out of
your life without so much as a
hello. Don’t worry about what
you’ll say. You could spout ex-
quisite nonsense and still forge a
connection.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When you think in terms of
making memories, your priorities
will shift. If you could accomplish
one thing that would make this
day go down in the records, what
would it be? That’s the thing to
do first.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Ben Franklin claimed that three
people could keep a secret if two
of them were dead. It’s some-
thing to keep in mind before you
tell even one trusted person your
classified information.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Appearances can and will
be manipulated, perhaps not
on purpose, but people are so
conditioned toward presenting
a certain image that they will do
so unthinkingly and regardless of
the truth of the matter.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Where you set the bar will deter-
mine your satisfaction with what
happens today. Go low. Set your
expectation somewhere around
“tolerable” and let anything
above that come as a delightful
surprise.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It’s
natural to burn out on some-
thing you’ve been doing a long
time. It’s just as natural to move
through the fire and keep going
until you reach a different per-
spective and reality.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You know
what you care about. Actually, a
lot of people care about it. The
way you’re different from many is
that you direct the care you feel
in an abiding, steadfast and loyal
way. This is how you’ll make a
difference.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Now
that it’s getting easier for you to
manage your own expectations
(you’re practically a master), it’s
time to apply the skill where it
will make an incredible difference
— managing the expectations of
others.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You’re
the great harmonizer, the peace
ambassador, the spreader of
“chill.” Your ways of diffusing the
tensions around you are subtle
(it all starts inside of you) but
powerful.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Just because you lived a scenario
doesn’t mean you understand
it. Your own life and your role in
it can sometimes mystify you as
though it wasn’t even you who
was living it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Use your imagination to look into
the future. It’s about the best tool
there is for the job. Furthermore,
when it comes to predicting the
move that will bring you the
best outcome, none are more
prescient than you.
THATABABY
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Humans are never satisfied,
which is why they spend so
much time unhappy, and which
is also to credit for the survival of
the species. On a personal level,
today helps you appreciate what
spiritual hunger has done for
your life.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
12). This year shows you learning
yourself better than ever, and
that’s knowledge that will create
both welcome ease and thrill-
ing challenge in a life that feels
custom fit to you. You attract the
people you need to serve and the
people who will fortify you. The
financial picture lines up in a new
way for you in October. Capricorn
and Cancer adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 5, 40, 11, 20 and 13.
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