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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, JuNE 8, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, JUNE 10, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Play
around with people’s expecta-
tions. Make loud things quiet,
small things supersized, timed
things available at all hours of the
day or night. You need a move
that’s going to get you noticed.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
People tend to equate safety with
familiarity. But just because it
feels safe or unsafe, that doesn’t
make it so. Knowing a place
doesn’t make it a good place. Stay
open-minded.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
aim to elevate your interactions to
the level of art. If it’s imbued with
a certain feeling that’s so you, it’s
probably art. If it’s also personal
and couldn’t be created by any-
one else, it’s definitely art.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re willing to accept a full-color
version of morality, as the black-
and-white rules can’t contain the
entirety of the complex human
spirit. You might say that your
definition of a good person has
matured some.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). People
keep coming back to the ones
who are fun to talk to, who
add value to the exchange and
change the mood for the better.
All you have to do is intend to be
that person today, and it all works
in your favor.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It’s
annoying when other people
tell you to relax (They are not the
boss of you!), but when you tell
yourself to relax, it’s comforting,
a letting up on the controls and
an invitation to be super nice to
yourself.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Are you
bored? You’re riding a mid-zone
sort of mood that could be get-
ting too comfortable. The answer
is to take a hard turn in one direc-
tion — any direction, really. The
change itself won’t matter. What
matters is that you made one.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
can’t win at two games at the
same time. Play one game, and
choose which one very carefully.
Hint: Pick the one where you
don’t have to try hard to fit in and
conceal your true nature in the
process.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
These hours of your life are irre-
placeable. There are opportunities
in this day that will never come
again. All the more reason to start
off by recognizing this day for the
gift it is.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Like the big-city convenience
store that keeps pictures behind
the cash register of the bad
customers who are banned for
life, you have your own list of
the vanquished. Remember it.
Enforce it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re driven to give beyond what
you’re expected and/or paid to
give. All the surplus — that’s the
part of the gift that feeds your
soul. So it always benefits you to
deliver more than the call.
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
It’s good to know who you’re
doing things for because it lets
you know who you can ignore.
If you’re pleasing your target au-
dience, you can probably ignore
your critics while you hone in on
the feedback your people give
you.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
10). So many resources open
up between now and 2020 that,
without a map, you could easily
get lost. The next 10 weeks will
bring you teachers and methods.
Choose one, and stick to it. Let
this be your rudder. Family helps,
too, sometimes with encourage-
ment, other times with giving
you something to rebel against.
Cancer and Capricorn adore you.
Your lucky numbers are: 10, 3, 38,
4 and 17.
BIZARRO
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WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE