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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, JuNE 6, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JUNE 8, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You
don’t require your friends to think
just like you do, but you do want
principled people around you
who have values that are at least
in the same ballpark as yours. You
have to be in the same ballpark
to play together!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
When you want someone’s at-
tention and aren’t getting it, that
can be bothersome. Change the
channel in your head fast, before
it turns into a bigger deal than it
needs to be.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The
laughter you share is no small
thing. There’s so much that goes
into a laugh. It’s an alignment of
spirit at the very least and could
represent a multitude of shared
experiences and thoughts.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Investors use their instincts about
finance in order to distinguish the
profitable investments from the
poor ones. Much more will be at
stake in investments of the heart.
Turn up those instincts regarding
the character of people.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Just as
physical wounds need cleaning
and tending to get the best
possible chance at healing well,
emotional wounds need to be
handled. Don’t do the emotional
equivalent of slapping a bandage
over a dirty wound.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The
fast talkers may not be saying
what you need to or want to hear.
The speed of their verbiage may
be meant to distract you from
the lack of real communication
between you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Some-
times being who you want to be
is automatic. Then there are days
like this. It’s harder. It takes re-
straint. In fact, your personality is
as defined by what you wouldn’t
do as it is by your choices and
actions.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When you don’t understand,
you’ll ask good, honest ques-
tions. The bottom line is that
anyone who dismisses, deflects
or distracts you from your line of
questioning is hiding.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). It’s easy enough to look on
the bright side in the daytime.
At night, the bright side is all
the way on the other side of the
world. And anyway, you have to
see the dark with the light to get
an accurate picture.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Getting along with people is the
skill that will apply across the
board in every area of your life.
Even when you’re alone in your
own space, getting along helps
the you-to-you relationship go
smoothly.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Friends will call you in need of
emotional support. Support has
many forms. It can be just listen-
ing. It can be physical, like a pat
on the back or a hug. It can be
a moment of care, as in sharing
food or lending a hand.
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re not working for feedback,
but the comments do matter.
They tell you whether or not
you’re creating your desired
effect. So be willing to hear from
the crowd, knowing you’ll have
to sort the valuable information
from the rabble.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
8). You’re living toward ideas that
serve and uplift. There’s just no
time left over for the sort of dra-
ma you used to know. Things like
love triangles, disharmony and
litigation may work on television
but not in real life. You’re incredi-
bly fortunate in July. You’ll invest
and reinvest in business. Promis-
es, deals and love in August. Leo
and Libra adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 2, 20, 10, 40 and 1.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE