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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 30, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JUNE 1, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). To
love you is to understand what’s
important to you. You shouldn’t
have to teach this too many
times or enforce the lesson with
a million examples. This is part
of love’s package.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Anxieties aren’t discovered;
they’re invented. Your mind and
body comes up with a response
geared toward keeping you safe
and then can dissemble this
response, too, if it’s inappropri-
ate or unwanted by the whole
of you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). It’s
wonderful to learn about new
people, look at lovely things,
vicariously live through an
excellent story. These delights
and more will be among today’s
offerings.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
The muse is with you. You don’t
have to seek the inspiration.
You’re in a different stage
now, creativity ready to spill
out, ideas and efforts flowing
forth; all you have to do is let it
happen.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
push to get things done can be
annoying — or even frighten-
ing. In the final moments of a
deadline, it’s as if there’s an au-
thority figure inside you using
an unnecessarily harsh tone or
method. Take a breath. Ease up.
You got this.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Communicating can be scary,
and rightfully so. There could
be any number of ramifications
including social, professional,
emotional, maybe even legal.
You’re right to be thoughtful in
this regard.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). As
an aesthetic being, if you’re not
taking in enough lovely things
in a day, you’re not in your opti-
mal mood. Go where the beauty
is. Seek it out. Revel in it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Just because there was a
time when pain was required
to make something happen
doesn’t mean that pain is now
or will always be a part of the
process. Look for a pain-free
route.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). To be an outsider is a gift.
Enjoy it while it lasts. You’ll get
an overview of how the group
works and a sense of what
might be in it for you. This is
a perspective you’ll no longer
have once you get inside.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). Your true friends are the
ones who will band together
with you to complete a job.
Of course, they have to know
about it first. Share what you’re
up to.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re very good at understand-
ing others. To outline what
another person wants to, but is
unable to articulate is a gift that
takes great empathetic talent to
deliver.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
Remember when you had the
world summed up? You were
on top of the game. You knew
where you were going and how
to get there. Oh foolish confi-
dence! Your reality has acquired
new depths since then.
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (June
1). You’re really not trying make
a statement or set an example,
but these are the outcroppings
of a life lived on purpose.
There’s a windfall in September.
More highlights: a loved one’s
breakthrough (which couldn’t
have happened without you)
and an event you throw that
unites people and affects desti-
ny. Cancer and Sagittarius adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 8,
4, 44, 28 and 13.
BIZARRO
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