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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 25, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 27, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Here
come the roadblocks, objections
and claims that you just can’t get
there from here. False. “Here” is
the starting place to anywhere
on earth and beyond.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You
don’t have to have the answers
to lead the team. You do need
the posture and presence of a
leader and the willingness to
observe carefully so you can ask
the questions that will reveal the
best destination and route.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
know that what matters to you
isn’t necessarily what matters to
the organization, the family or
group. Still, there will be some
crossover and a clear way to
promote your interests and theirs
simultaneously.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Though you need attention
(everyone does), you only want it
from certain people. This is how
the social swirl goes around. Your
compassion and an open, friend-
ly attitude will serve you well.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Recog-
nizing others takes courage, as
there’s a kind of presentation in-
volved. It can be nerve-wracking
to try and come up with just the
right words and gestures to make
someone feel acknowledged. It’s
well worth the effort.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A
thing to remember about moods:
Life’s beautiful highlights live
at a certain elevation. For those
down in an emotional pit, such
elevations will be harder to reach.
Getting to an emotional “sea
level” will come first.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
start out enacting a typical day in
the life of you, and then some-
thing happens to make business
as usual an impossibility. You’ll
be rather brilliant at handling
whatever comes up.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Luck
can be a fickle fairy. She doesn’t
want to be captured or courted.
She lands on what’s interesting
to her; there’s nothing you can do
to make it more or less so. Ignore
her. Do your work. She’ll drop in
wherever she wants.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). The world of your thoughts
matters to varying degrees, and
usually only to you. It will benefit
you to lose a certain amorphous,
formless group of thoughts that’s
holding you back right now. Just
drop it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19). If you look back, it will be
easy to see the ways in which
you have become and remain
totally trapped. But if you send
your energy forward, the illusion
of this problem will disappear
completely.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). A
sudden realization will be an ex-
perience to remember. You didn’t
see it coming, and your reaction
to it is visceral. You know this is
the truth, and it will change the
way you view things from here
onward.
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll be excellent at focusing on
what will make a difference to
your bottom line, ignoring what
won’t and knowing the differ-
ence between those two things,
practically at first sight.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
27). You have what people want.
You give what they need. You
take in a way that’s beneficial to
all. Your connectedness to the
world feels so natural and easy,
though you’ve worked very hard
to get to this point. Other high-
lights include lifting a person
or venture like only you can, a
major sale and an exciting hobby.
Sagittarius and Aquarius adore
you. Your lucky numbers are: 49,
3, 33, 26 and 15.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE