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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 23, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, MAY 25, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Just when you thought you
knew yourself, you like some-
thing you used to dislike, find a
strength in what you thought
was your weakness or bring a
surprising quality to the job of
being you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Those who make you wait may
subconsciously need attention
and could even be worried that
they are not interesting enough
to get attention in other ways.
Take heart. This isn’t disrespect;
it’s insecurity.
— it’s all flowing in your favor.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
The hard jobs are your favorite,
especially if they require you
to meet new people, make a
presentation or learn new skills.
Jobs that aren’t hard enough
bore you and ignite a mischie-
vous part you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). Stop and remind yourself
what you want, what your goals
are, why you’re doing this. If you
don’t, you’ll likely get off track
and increasingly wrapped up in
someone else’s aims.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
have hopes for a relationship,
and you’ll act in accordance
with those expectations — even
if the hopes are unspoken or
essentially a secret. Your actions
tell a story, whether or not you
want it revealed.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You have no idea what comfort
your voice can bring to those
who need love and attention.
Even if what you’re saying
is transactional and all busi-
ness, your warmth of tone has
heart-healing qualities.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
You’re being strategic in order
to accomplish what you believe
is the better choice for all. If
bluffing is part of your strategy,
then you’ll be unusually good at
this as long as you’re doing it for
noble reasons.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Eloquence isn’t just about
choosing the right words in an
organized and poetic order. It’s
also about the length of the dis-
course. Say what needs saying
and no more than that.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The
people you admire are powerful
because they believe in them-
selves, commit to their work
and get fully behind their own
goals and projects. You will be
such a person yourself today.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
There’s nothing frivolous about
wanting your life to be well-de-
signed or striving to make
things fit your taste. The eye
trains the mind, and the mind
trains the eye. All of life is en-
hanced by learning to see and
create beauty.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). When
a stranger smiles at you, that’s a
sign. Easy parking? That’s a sign.
Green lights, pennies on the
sidewalk, heart-shaped clouds
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
While there’s nothing technical-
ly wrong or bad about returning
where you’ve already been,
such a move will be a missed
opportunity when there’s so
much that’s new to delight your
eyes with!
SATURDAY’S BIRTHDAY (MAY
25). Contentment and pow-
er don’t always go together,
but this year your happiness
correlates directly with your
ability to influence your sur-
roundings. Enjoy the straight-
forward cosmic exchange of
getting what you deserve. Also
featured: a brilliant coupling,
podcast-worthy conversations
and new wheels. Sagittarius and
Capricorn adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 30, 40, 13 and 8.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE