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THE ASTORIAN • THuRSdAy, MAy 23, 2019
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
FRIDAY, MAY 24, 2019
THATABABY
ARIES (March 21-April 19). When
a rider pedals backward on a
10-speed bicycle, the feet rotate
but the wheels don’t engage. No
momentum is created. Thinking
against yourself has the same
effect. It can’t take you very far.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Peo-
ple sometimes have to lose a thing
to understand and appreciate fully
what it is. So, don’t get too upset
by the minor ups and downs of
people and possessions flowing
through your life. It’s all about
learning.
PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN
LOLA
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). If you
have to convince someone of
your love, it might mean you’re
not showing them love in the
preferred way they like to receive
it. Once you find the right way, it
takes a lot less energy to delight a
person.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Love’s language is unique to all
who speak it. Every relationship
has its own kind of culture. Your
contribution to the relationship is
only a part of this. If one person is
too dominant, the relationship’s
potential is diminished.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). As a fire
sign, you’ve an innate understand-
ing of passion’s nature. It is your
nature, too. Like a fire, passion
needs to be oxygenated and
fueled in order to burn. And you
need inspiration in order to be
your best self.
SIX CHIX
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Most
of the tasks you execute today
have to do with skills you’ve
picked up through experience. You
learn best by doing. But there’s
something on the horizon that’s
going to happen more smoothly if
you get a little formal training.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It’s
true that many social contracts
are unspoken, but try not to take
inferences too seriously right now.
For instance, one date doesn’t ob-
ligate you to anyone. Go out and
MUTTS
BABY BLUES
ZITS
try new things with new people
just to see what happens.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You
want to know if a person feels as
you do, but questions can’t get to
the truth. Maybe it’s impossible to
verify. Love takes trust, and trust
happens when you can consis-
tently and accurately predict a
person’s behavior.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Just because most people believe
a thing doesn’t make it true. But
when total strangers who are un-
informed and unbiased about the
situation weigh in, that opinion
should have more credence in
your poll.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Seeking love is seldom the way to
find it. Creating beautiful experi-
ences for yourself and others is a
far more predictable route to your
heart’s fulfillment and one that’s
worked for you time and again.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Now is the day to consider what
present you’ll bring to an upcom-
ing event. If you wait, your ideas
will be less interesting and more
motivated by what you can get in
time.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re probably not even aware
of who’s thinking of you now and
considering you for a role. You
don’t have to prove you’re right
for the position; just prove you’re
awesome at the one you already
have.
FRIDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 24).
This year is marked by spontaneity.
Friends won’t want to do anything
without you, and some of your
most interesting life events will
come out of spur-of-the-moment
requests. Also notable: a debt fi-
nally gets paid; you’ll get a chance
to use your high school training;
extended family or old friends will
act as business allies. Leo and Libra
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 10, 3, 33 and 37.