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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 21, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2019
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The
ego seeks to impose an image
of life the way we prefer it, our-
selves the way we want to be,
other people how we picture
them. To be disillusioned is to
be closer to the soul of the sun.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). All
wins and losses are temporary.
Being up or down on your luck
is but a mask worn by destiny.
There are always numerous and
legitimate reasons why an excel-
lent happening is also terrible
and vice versa.
B.C.
DILBERT
BIZARRO
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Different people bring out dif-
ferent parts of you. So whether
you don’t like the way you are
around someone or you like it
so much it’s practically intoxicat-
ing, remember, every relation-
ship is a joint venture.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Procrastination isn’t all bad. If
you wait until the last minute to
get something done, you can
bet that a lot will happen very
fast. In fact, it’s actually a pretty
efficient plan.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Even
though it’s important to love
and support yourself and be
confident in your own being,
you also need to hear kind
words from others from time
to time. This doesn’t make you
weak. “I love you” goes a long
way today.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Remember the time you tried
and didn’t quite make the mark?
You don’t have to recall the
details of it because the lesson
was learned by your body and
in deep parts of your brain. And
it’s the reason you’ll succeed
today.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You
just want the other person to
feel comfortable, pleased and
good about an interaction with
you. This desire of yours is, in
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE
and of itself, an achievement —
it is the essence of charm.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
When you feel strong and
capable, it’s awesome to act in
accordance. But there is nothing
to gain by acting like this is the
case when you don’t really feel
it. It will only alienate others and
rob them of the chance to help.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). What is true and natural
is also eternal, though it can
be disguised as an ending, a
beginning or some other plot
twist. So don’t fret when the
curtain closes on one act. Settle
in. There will be much to enjoy.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You know what you want, and
this makes you magnetically
attractive. Don’t just come up
with one idea about how to get.
Brainstorm an entire menu of
options. Your confidence grows
with every possible new route.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
18). Can love thrive under the
weight of additional burdens
and responsibilities? Yes. In fact,
love needs those responsibilities
in order to develop properly.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’re intriguing. Loved ones
may feel funny about the extra
excitement that seems to hang
in the air around you, and they
may get jealous of the attention
you’re getting.
THURSDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
23). It’s as though the gravity of
the Earth changed just for you
— you dive and are supported,
soul-buoyant with a mood of
levity that follows you wherever
you go. An enchanting someone
will steer you in a new direction.
Family secrets will be revealed.
Work your numbers differently
and you’ll like what happens in
September. Virgo and Aquarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 8, 3, 39, 21 and 30.