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THE ASTORIAN • TuESdAy, MAy 21, 2019
FRANK AND ERNEST
TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 22, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19). If you
reward that doubting, worrying
part of your brain by checking
up on every lead it sends down
the pipeline, you’ll wind up in
an anxious mood. Once you’ve
decided to trust, commit like it’s
the only way.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Irrita-
bility is a natural response to life’s
little pains and disappointments,
and yet it has never helped any-
one. When you feel the edge is a
little too acute, it’s a signal for self-
care. Eat, hydrate, nap, sunshine ...
you know the drill.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Rest-
less, you may even find yourself
annoyed at those with totally
functional relationships and busi-
nesses gliding along easy street.
This dissatisfaction will be the
birth of the new you. Here comes
growth and betterment.
their plates.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
While you model the example
you want to see in others, you’ll
be modeling it for yourself, too.
It’s like there are many “selves” in
you, some of them students and
some of them teachers. The best
ones emerge today.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Relationships feel more connect-
ed when two people are having a
similar experience. If one is doing
much better than the other, it
creates an imbalance that will,
if not addressed, rectify itself in
ways beyond your control.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You want to take care of others,
but if you go overboard with that,
you’ll make them dependent on
you and will live to resent all the
extra labor this entails, emotional
and otherwise.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Your
body is in continual service to
you. When it seems the other way
around, consider that aches and
pains are the body’s request for
maintenance and care that will
keep this show running well.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
Digestion takes a fair amount of
energy. That’s why, after a big
meal, a nap feels about right.
Processing emotions is a kind of
digestion too. Big emotions are
best followed by rest.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). No one al-
ways knows what to say or when
to say it. The smoothest among
us usually err on the side of
saying yes. You never see James
Bond blurting and overexplain-
ing, except maybe in the way of
repeating his name.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). With
people locked in a relationship
tango, it can be difficult to tell
who’s leading whom. It’s irrele-
vant anyway. Both partners have,
on some level, agreed to the dips,
drags and distances because now
it’s all part of the dance.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’re
doing incredible things. So, if
you’re also feeling rushed, a little
short with people and forgetful
of some of the minor details, give
yourself a pass. Take a breath. You
can do this.
WEDNESDAY’S BIRTHDAY
(May 22). Being extremely alert
and aware has a good deal to
do with the magic you bring to
your work and relationships. If
you can do this and also man-
age a light touch, you’re golden.
Detachment gives you power and
maneuverability, which you will
need to gracefully manage your
many interesting opportunities
this year. Leo and Sagittarius
adore you. Your lucky numbers
are: 7, 30, 11, 42 and 16.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
When people are dealing with
something that requires a lot of
energy and focus, anything that
adds stress and pressure to the
situation will get pushback. You
notice what other people have on
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