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THE ASTORIAN • SATuRdAy, MAy 18, 2019
BLONDIE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW’S
HOROSCOPE
MONDAY, MAY 20, 2019
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Many who consult an adviser will
only heed the advice if it’s what
they already were planning to
do. This isn’t the open attitude
that leads to the best choices.
You’re different. You’ll decide
not to decide and go into things
ready to listen.
inside. You can trust life’s balance
system today.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll be productive and, even
better, your influence is potent
now, so the things you work on
and make will have an impact.
This is a good time to carefully
consider what you want that
impact to be.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21). All things have their own
ebb and flow. Even seemingly
permanent landscape features
such as mountains and canyons
were once something else. The
same goes for your emotional
landscape.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You
sense what people would like to
believe about themselves and,
if it aligns well within you, you’ll
support the notion. And maybe
their vision is also the truth, or
will become the truth with the
right support.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
To breathe deeply is to accept a
miraculous gift. Don’t wait until
the stress bunches up or until
living demands more oxygen.
Take the gift now. It will elevate
what’s normal to the realm of the
exquisite.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). The
artistic types around you will
inspire you to draw up some-
thing from your own creative
well. That well isn’t filled with
just one thing. There’s sweetness
and bitterness and a full range of
emotion, all acceptable.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
While most people, for various
reasons, take a degree of effort
to be with, there are those who
feel as comfortable to be near as
your favorite T-shirt. Seek them
out today.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). It never
works out to have so much re-
spect for your idols and superiors
that there’s none left over. The
trick is in having great respect for
all but to start with you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You believe that it’s better to
be friendly than cool. It’s more
important to treat people well
and be agreeable than to have
elevated status due to superior
taste and means. Cold elitism is
boring.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
Just as the long arm of the law
correlates with the leg span of
criminality run amok, your own
resources for self-control will
grow to match the wildness
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Though it’s an unconscious
process, you train people how
to talk to you with what you re-
spond to and how. Talk can be a
powerful reward, as can a certain
kind of look, laugh and warmth.
RHYMES WITH ORANGE
B.C.
DILBERT
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You
only tease the ones you know
and love best. You understand
the level that will entertain and
endear them. Even so, go care-
fully today because it will be so
easy to miss the mark.
MONDAY’S BIRTHDAY (May
20). This solar trip sees you em-
bracing more facets of yourself.
As you learn and integrate differ-
ent aspects of your personality,
even ones you used to reject,
you become ultimately more
powerful, loving and capable.
The excitement of the next 12
months will include an envied
invitation, some upscale living
and a water journey. Cancer and
Capricorn adore you. Your lucky
numbers are: 9, 14, 4, 49 and 30.
BIZARRO
NON SEQUITUR
WIZARD OF ID
ROSE IS ROSE