AUGUST 3, 2017 // 3 SCRATCHPAD A mixed reaction to Willamette Week piece By ERICK BENGEL COAST WEEKEND B y now, many of you have read the recent Willamette Week story “Astoria is the Best Place in Oregon For A Weekend Bender” by Matthew Korfhage. It’s a fairly standard roundup of ways to get wasted in our community and geek out on Goonies lore, delivered coast in a cheeky (or, as Korfhage calls it, “irreverent”) tone that, from a resident’s standpoint — or, really, anyone’s stand- point — could be read as reductive and condescending. A sample: “Astoria makes no sense sober, in no small part because no one else is sober. As somebody is sure to tell you at some point during your stay, it’s a drinking town with a fi shing problem — designed by drunks for drunks.” INSIDE THIS ISSUE weekend arts & entertainment ON THE COVER The 2017 Astoria Regatta Court at the Long Beach Loyalty Days Parade on May 7, 2017. PHOTO BY SCOTT DOCHERTY See story on Page 10 4 10 14 THE ARTS Koutsouras paints ‘Big Red’ Uppertown net shed becomes subject of exhibition FEATURE Astoria Regatta Festival commemorates 123rd season DINING Mouth of the Columbia Los Tacos Locos: quick, easy, meaty and cheesy FURTHER ENJOYMENT MUSIC CALENDAR .....................5 SEE + DO ........................... 12, 13 CROSSWORD ........................... 17 CW MARKETPLACE ......... 18, 19 GRAB BAG ................................ 22 Find it all online! CoastWeekend.com features full calendar listings, keyword search and easy sharing on social media. In other words, the article is exactly what you’d expect from an alt weekly. I’ve tried reading it from two angles: as a fellow writer, and as a local (albeit a relatively new one). On one hand, the piece meets the minimum requirements of its genre. List of sites to get sloshed? Check. Token nods toward Astoria’s historical import? COAST WEEKEND EDITOR ERICK BENGEL CALENDAR COORDINATOR REBECCA HERREN CONTRIBUTORS DWIGHT CASWELL RYAN HUME BARBARA LLOYD McMICHAEL KAELIA NEAL To advertise in Coast Weekend, call 503-325-3211 or contact your local sales representative. © 2017 COAST WEEKEND New items for publication consideration must be submitted by 10 a.m. Tuesday, one week and two days before publication. TO SUBMIT AN ITEM Phone: 503.325.3211 Ext. 217 or 800.781.3211 Fax: 503.325.6573 E-mail: editor@coastweekend.com Address: P.O.Box 210 • 949 Exchange St. Astoria, OR 97103 Coast Weekend is published every Thursday by the EO Media Group, all rights reserved. No part of this publication can be reproduced without consent of the publisher. Coast Weekend appears weekly in The Daily Astorian and the Chinook Observer. DANNY MILLER/THE DAILY ASTORIAN Continued on Page 19 Features Editor Erick Bengel