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10 years ago this week — 2006
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Highway 101, has been in limbo since September, when the bur-
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the ¿rst e[cavations began.
Last month, Chinook members gathered at their annual
tribal conference voted overwhelmingly to oppose the portion of
the project that would reroute a section of the highway over the
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tion of Columbia River Maritime Museum, a late 18th century
ship’s figurehead. The governor visited the museum while Lewis
and Clark Trail commission, which he accompanied to Astoria,
traveled by ferry across the Columbia to Chinook Point and oth-
er historic sites. (Daily Astorian Photo by Gordon Clark)
50 years ago — 1966
Two Astoria women are laying plans to take part in the
0th annual women¶s transcontinental air race ne[t -uly.
Mrs. Lucy Drucker and Mrs. Merrill Ginn of this city are
raising 1,00 needed to ¿nance the e[pedition, which they
intend to e[ploit as much as possible to publici]e Clatsop
County and its tourist industry.
The race, known popularly as the Powderpuff Derby, will
originate in the Northwest this year for the ¿rst time. The
planes, each with a two-woman crew, will leave Seattle -uly .
The race ends -uly in Clearwater, )la, 6 miles away diag-
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The Paci¿c Telephone Telegraph company¶s new ship
telephone service, in effect connecting commercial and plea-
sure craft equipped with radio telephone equipment to any
land telephone in this country or abroad through transmitters
and receivers in Astoria and Portland, was inaugurated today.
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Now that Astoria has a new highway bordering the water-
front the new Astor Street e[tension, Taylor Avenue and 2lney
Avenue should be known as Marine Drive.
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opment league at its second meeting )riday night in Suomi
Hall, 5ecalling the dif¿culties the East End had in renam-
ing what is now Lief Erickson Drive, the club members pro-
posed to make a gradual campaign. It will be patterned after
the East End campaign in which the ¿nal stroke consisted
of East End women serving bewitching Scandinavian coffee
to the unsuspecting city council which gives names to pub-
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THE DAILY ASTORIAN • WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2016
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