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Gearhart restaurant boasts a huge menu —
The Mouth found the
Trio Loco’s chicken to be
thin and dry, the beef to
be underwhelming, and
the buttery shrimp and
mushrooms to be the
highlight of the dish.
that serves up the short end of the stick
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A hard-shell taco at El
Mariachi Loco resembled
fast food, while chicken
enchiladas were tastier.
Spanish rice made for a
bland side, and the black
beans were soupy.
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HOURS: 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Monday to Sunday.
El Mariachi Loco
PRICE: $$ – Entrées hover between $11 and $20
Rating:
SERVICE: Sweet, smiling, mild and unobtrusive
3350 U.S. Highway 101 N., Gearhart
503-739-7091
VEGETARIAN / VEGAN OPTIONS: A few vegetarian
choices, a few more potentially with substitutions
DRINKS: Soda, coff ee, beer, wine and cocktails
KEY TO RATINGS
poor
below average
good & worth returning
excellent
outstanding, the best in the
Columbia-Pacific region
